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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 30 Dec 2017

    Restaurant menus should have a ‘hunger emergency’ section which lists dishes that can be on your table in less than 3 minutes.

    1:31 PM - 30 Dec 2017
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      2. Ryannnn  🍆‏ @weeklyfoxyt 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What would be there. A carrot?!

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      3. TigerGirl‏ @ana_rogar 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @weeklyfoxyt @TheWeirdWorld

        Better that than nothing 😅

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Im Your Huckleberry‏ @SavageTruth76 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s why you go to Texas Roadhouse...Bread in table in 1minute!! Or a Mexican restaurant...free chips and salsa!!

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      1. em‏ @toxicxthoughtss 30 Dec 2017
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        that’s what FAST FOOD restaurants are for

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      1. Nemui‏ @DreamingAngelus 30 Dec 2017
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        "This is a Hot Pocket." "It's our gourmet dish from our hunger emergency section." "You left the Hot Pockets paper thing on it. What the f-"

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      1. Aniket Singh‏ @singhaniket 30 Dec 2017
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        Restaurants which serves the fastest are the most busy.

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      1. shawn villines‏ @shawnV96 30 Dec 2017
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        Ever heard of an appetizer?

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      1. Claylex  🎮‏ @Claylex1 30 Dec 2017
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      1. MCC‏ @MatthewCsquared 31 Dec 2017
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        Customers should have 'patience' which they wait for their food.

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      1. Damooksuncle‏ @damooksuncle 30 Dec 2017
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        Mexican food restaurants always got your back with the nachos and salsa

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      1. Pamela Graf‏ @pamgraf 30 Dec 2017
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        I like it!

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      1. Amanda R Shellnut‏ @arshellnut 30 Dec 2017
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        What would that be? A granola bar?

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      1. CorbeauxInvest‏ @CorbeauxInvest 30 Dec 2017
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        The Hangry Section!!!

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      2. Kürbiswerfer  🎃‏ @Dosenwerfer 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That'd be a fast food restaurant

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      2. Dorian Gray‏ @whyspremist 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I always thought it'd be great to open up a restaurant that just served you whatever the cook wanted to make right then. just keep him cooking, and serve people.

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      3. Charlie‏ @charlie_betts97 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @whyspremist @TheWeirdWorld

        I agree with this statement

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