Just like every Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometer! #tmi
(And this joke from last night.)pic.twitter.com/A2LJUiar4y
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Just like every Johnson & Johnson rectal thermometer! #tmi
(And this joke from last night.)pic.twitter.com/A2LJUiar4y
Umm....just.....umm....wow.....
Unless it’s in a box
Umm.. the box used it.
Yeah but the box isn’t a mirror now is it 
Ya but let's also include the manufacturer that looked at it
Unless it comes wrapped in plastic & Stevie wonder makes it


A nice moment of reflection...
Unless it’s in a box
It's been used though, by the box
No, the box isn't a person 
it doesnt have to be a person tho
Except from the exclusive vampire store!
Holy crap •_•
why does this make me happy for some reason
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