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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 30 Dec 2017

    Whales ejaculate 40 gallons but only 10% enters the female. Is this why the sea is salty?

    11:31 AM - 30 Dec 2017
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      2. starbowie 👽‏ @christsir95 30 Dec 2017
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      3. Brandon Michael Kindla‏ @brandon_kindla 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @christsir95 @TheWeirdWorld

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      1. Ezra‏ @niroorneil 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No, this is why.pic.twitter.com/HRYRdzD5iF

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      1. Pat 👻rick‏ @TheFatiPati 30 Dec 2017
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        Just because it might be true doesn't mean you should say it

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      2. Michael F. Leake‏ @madmrgone 30 Dec 2017
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      2. Chauve Fraser Souris‏ @mieckfram 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No. The sea is salty because rivers leading into it carry minerals into it that are left behind when the water evaporates or just flows into the sea. Your reasoning is like saying “it’s foggy today because people are taking showers for so long with extra hot water”

        12 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
      3. luqmanul‏ @mrluqluq 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mieckfram @TheWeirdWorld

        Thank you for the great while unnecessary insight on things we take as a joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Chauve Fraser Souris‏ @mieckfram 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mrluqluq @TheWeirdWorld

        You're welcome. Glad to have used the joke as a means of education

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Grant‏ @gwheel_ 30 Dec 2017
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        I could have gone my whole life and never heard this and been happy

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      1. peter j marshall  🥣‏ @petemarshalljnr 30 Dec 2017
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        Is it deposited in river spermbank

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      1. Brandon Michael Kindla‏ @brandon_kindla 30 Dec 2017
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        Oh now that is just nasty

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      2. Maria Lucas‏ @angellucas136 30 Dec 2017
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        That’s enough for me X_xpic.twitter.com/wLidcIIoXK

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      2. Migs Methinks‏ @MigsMethinks 30 Dec 2017
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        Uh, how do you even know what that whale "product" tastes like?

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