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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 30 Dec 2017

    As long as I’ve been alive, I still have no idea what to do while people are singing Happy Birthday to me.

    10:12 AM - 30 Dec 2017
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    • Olivia Egert 💙LGBT+ Place💜 Never Mind Auowis Rosalia Quattrocchi a⏺️ Végső Gréta Kamal Kaur Ace of Spades♠♠🇬🇾
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      2. 29 More Days‏ @AviaPone 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.

        2 replies 2 retweets 137 likes
      3. Loso 🌹 🙏🏾 #SeeRed‏ @KlNG_Loso 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @AviaPone @TheWeirdWorld

        Damn you. You beat me to it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. A Hecken Spooped Yeet 🍁 🍂 🎃‏ @prattyispretty 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @KlNG_Loso @AviaPone @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/7jtpE45X0I

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      2. Fleurette‏ @Fleurette15236 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Remember the faces. Feel the love. They will one day only be in your memory.

        2 replies 1 retweet 37 likes
      3. Zamek‏ @ZamekOfficial 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Fleurette15236 @TheWeirdWorld

        I read that as "remember the feces"

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I just sit there praying for it to end as quickly and painlessly as possible

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      2. HalfManHalfDuvet‏ @bruceb_uk 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        have you tried conducting them?

        2 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
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      1. MC‏ @maurice_chavez 30 Dec 2017
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      1. 911honeybunn‏ @911honeybunn 30 Dec 2017
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      1. Stimme aus dem Off‏ @criostiona93 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The awkward laughter routine.

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      1. Cheesy_Mercy‏ @CheezyMercy 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Honestly I just start making the ugliest faces possible so that they mess up in the song and fall into a fit of laughs.

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      1. uproar‏ @murr_11 30 Dec 2017
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        Just bend your head down and be smiling like a fool😂

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      1. Anthony Baker‏ @Anthonybaker686 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Do what i do, don't tell anyone when your birthday is. If they know, avoid them for a week or tell them they have the wrong date.

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      1. Damooksuncle‏ @damooksuncle 30 Dec 2017
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        You stand motionless and give every participant 3 seconds of direct eye contact.

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      1. Icy  🔥 🔥‏ @KinqqDave17 30 Dec 2017
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        It feels akward man

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      2. E.G. McNaughton‏ @MrBassPlayer1 30 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Last night I sang along.😎

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      1. Shay Mack‏ @Shayberri7890 31 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I kinda always seem to want to sing along.... but then I remember they’re sing to me... I can’t be anymore awkward than I already am... they think I’m nuts already😂😂😂

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      1. s01‏ @aaaaannnonymous 30 Dec 2017
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        Sit still and smile

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