Giving the middle finger and smiling also seem to be contagious.
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Imagine sneezes
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OK THANKS MADE ME YAWN
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Even reading the word made me yawn
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Imagine erections
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I’m glad passing gas isn’t contagious. If it was, we wouldn’t have an Ozone.
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You can't store it.
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You can’t store a yawn, either.
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Around the right people laughing can be contagious too
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Periods
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Hiccups? Myoclonic spasms! Sharting!! Good god
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Go to the cinema, hear one person cough, and tell me that shit isn't contagious.
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Weird thoughts indeed.


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Imagine itches
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You are a good person
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Also STDs
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imagine if it was blinking, if you see someone blink you instinctively blink too. Making us both blink at each other forever
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