I knew a crab who went to the pub, got drunk and walked straight home.
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Yep. Eric. Not much of a drinker. Usually quite reserved. We were all very shocked by him going off the rails but he's turned it back round. Good for him!
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Wtf...



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This shit got me really thinking

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Lol... right tho
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Crabs don't think. They boil... then they are delicious.
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Do genital crabs walk sideways?
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Woah, the last encounter I had with a crab, I was digging a deep hole at the beach and this huge crab just crawled out and walked off.
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Do crabs think fish are flying
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Why the dot tho
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In fact, we are the ones walking sideways.
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Do crabs think?
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Do crabs even think
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