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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 25 Dec 2017

    While “don’t you dare” is grammatically fine, “do not you dare” just sounds plain wrong.

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      1. Sajjad (Agha)‏ @CimmerianHeart 25 Dec 2017
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        It would be "do not dare" the you would essentially be redundant grammar-wise.

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      1. RawSource‏ @rawsource1079 25 Dec 2017
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        If that’s the situation just tune in Now Playing ▶️ Champagne Life @NeYoCompound 🎶 📻@Y1079FM ♦️VYbes on Y♦️ w/🎙️@JonnyStone11 & 🎧@MzOrstin 💻@RjHakem 🇬🇭

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      1. FlorFlorji‏ @FlorFlorji 25 Dec 2017
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        Mmmm but " do not dare" sounds quite well

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      1. Landis Smith‏ @LandisSmith1 25 Dec 2017
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        Same thing with "Aren't you going to do this?" and "Wouldn't this happen?". English is strange. 😩

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      2. Mandy. ER-RN, BSN ⤴️‏ @mandyfloknow123 25 Dec 2017
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        That's why you don't use the apostrophe there shower thoughts... ??

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      1. John O'‏ @itsjohnod_ 26 Dec 2017
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        "do not you dare" just sounds Shakespearean to me and has probably evolved into "don't you dare" due to maximum character limits....

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      1. aliciadagd‏ @aliciadagd 25 Dec 2017
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        Fuck dejen mi cerebro en paz

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      2. Jagannath‏ @chrisdbauer 25 Dec 2017
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        But is it grammatically correct, or just an accepted colloquialism?

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      1. Zara Feliciano‏ @WolfyIsWolfish Jan 20
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        It's "Do you not dare" 'cause for some reason the word "don't" can exist in sentences that otherwise don't have do and not next to each other. But "Do you not dare" still doesn't make sense because you're never asking if they dare, you're ordering them not to. English is dumb

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      1. Tori Pierpont‏ @Zhepha707 26 Dec 2017
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        Normally I just say "Don't you fucking dare you fucking donut".

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      1. Lindsay‏ @lync_roy 26 Dec 2017
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        Hmm🤔🤔🤔

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      1. Jayanthsagar‏ @Jayanthsagar14 25 Dec 2017
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        it depends on the way you pronounce.

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      1. Parker Alvarez‏ @AlvarezParker 25 Dec 2017
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        Unless you’re yoda.

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      1. Makenzie‏ @Makenzi86428832 25 Dec 2017
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        That’s about the truest thing I’ve heard all my life!

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      1. Camel  🐻‏ @camel__bear 25 Dec 2017
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        Fine to me it sounds.

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      1. Euan Leahy‏ @EuanLeahy7 25 Dec 2017
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        @Samtheman66x 'just sounds plain wrong' - something you'd say

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      1. Fat Cat Dance‏ @dougiamm 25 Dec 2017
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        Where you're

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