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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 23 Dec 2017

    Most women won’t date a guy that still lives with his mom, but they will date a guy that still lives with his wife.

    4:01 PM - 23 Dec 2017
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      2.  💁🏼‍♀️Bree 🦄‏ @Slow_Silver 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What the heck twisted view is this? What a sad view on women ._.

        7 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
      3. Ben Dover‏ @antitroll69 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Slow_Silver @TheWeirdWorld

        This is how many women work. How naive of you to think otherwise. Its not sexism either, it’s real life

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. MeeZo‏ @MB4000 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This one made all the cheaters angry 😂👌🏻

        1 reply 0 retweets 27 likes
      3. Mack‏ @_MemeKenna_ 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MB4000 @TheWeirdWorld

        There sure are a lot of them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. MeeZo‏ @MB4000 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @_MemeKenna_ @TheWeirdWorld

        Yupp 😂👌🏻

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1.  🌴 Bonnie Boo Loo Hoo  🌴‏ @BonnieLaura83 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Uh ..what? Most women? 🤨😑

        0 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
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      2. nubrous‏ @nubrous 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Most women won't date a poor guy but they will date a rich guy

        5 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Anna B.  ❄‏ @ajbluecloud 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Huh. Says a lot about who runs this Twitter imo.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Aidan Cannatelli‏ @Th3Scribble 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ajbluecloud @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually it says nothing, these are made by random people on reddit

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Anna B.  ❄‏ @ajbluecloud 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Th3Scribble @TheWeirdWorld

        Someone still picks these out and decides to post them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Stacye Qualls-Pope‏ @PopeQualls 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don’t believe this is true of most women or maybe I spend my time with women who respect themselves and one another...

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Erique Balayo‏ @CHRIST_isaLive 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PopeQualls @TheWeirdWorld

        For now, yeah you don't have to believe. Wait till he will 🚶 'down on you ' to another door

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Stacye Qualls-Pope‏ @PopeQualls 24 Dec 2017
        Replying to @CHRIST_isaLive @TheWeirdWorld

        Don’t misunderstand, there are women who will knowingly sleep with a married man but I certainly don’t think that’s the majority. But if a man (or woman) wants to step out of his (or her) relationship they will find someone. That still doesn’t create a majority

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. atropa.‏ @LordAtropa 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not just the women, but the men and children too? (If you don't get the reference, go to the prequelmemes subreddit.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Matt‏ @StarBunnyFanArt 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @LordAtropa @TheWeirdWorld

        *is proud of you for this reference* *respect level has risen*

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. nancy rice‏ @grammy2 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        how ironic, how moronic

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. MichaelaDeBenedictis‏ @MichaelaD567 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Girls will, grown women won't.

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      1. Renee Michelle‏ @ILoveMyDJ2007 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Funny but not funny! So true!😂

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