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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 23 Dec 2017

    That scissor glide you get when cutting wrapping paper makes you feel like master of the fucking universe.

    2:00 PM - 23 Dec 2017
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      2. Sara Hughes‏ @HughesSaraxoann 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And then it snags and you realize how small and insignificant you are..

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      1. Garrett O'Lantern‏ @stereofiasco 23 Dec 2017
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        And when it gets caught midway and tears to the side, you feel like every high school sophomore wrestling with a condom wrapper.

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      1. Daija 🌹‏ @thandow_mzimela 23 Dec 2017
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        Best feeling ever 😂😂pic.twitter.com/QisBxN15tS

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      1. Nicolas #Bayoisnot1st‏ @epicness937 23 Dec 2017
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        But then I realised I'm left handed...

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      1. The Kreeper‏ @GDfvckinKreep 23 Dec 2017
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        Try it on a highly anesthetized entry-level intern, you feel like God Himself.

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      1. Unicorn‏ @matchingtwin_2 23 Dec 2017
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        HAHAHA

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      1. Unicorn‏ @matchingtwin_2 23 Dec 2017
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        Got here first

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      2. Bianca‏ @copic_blues 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This reminded me I haven't actually started wrapping gifts yet..... ......

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      1. David Lowery‏ @dave_o420 24 Dec 2017
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        And then it snags and once again the universe shits on you lol

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      1. SweetLeilani‏ @Sweet_Leilani11 24 Dec 2017
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        Then they get stuck.

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      1. Seth Treder‏ @Pickle003 24 Dec 2017
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        I can never achieve that, no matter how hard I try

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      1. Courtney Adrienne Jessup‏ @CourtneyJessup 24 Dec 2017
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        When that happens, I get satisfied. I feel satisfied until it rips.

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      1. RyAbolical‏ @RyAbolical 24 Dec 2017
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        It never works for me... I end up looking like a fool

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      1. Hot Cool Gifts‏ @HotCoolGifts 23 Dec 2017
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        Ha

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      1. Alejandra Dubon‏ @dubonalejandra1 23 Dec 2017
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        #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale #FelizNavidadMariale

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      1. Estarianne, Head Witch, Chief of Hexes  😈‏ @estarianne 23 Dec 2017
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        They have these things that are razor blades that you're supposed to just do the glide with. They suck for cheap ass wrapping paper though.

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      1. SinThighA‏ @ecstacybutton2 23 Dec 2017
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        Ya until you slightly shift your scissors and mess the whole damn thing up

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