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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 22 Dec 2017

    NASA can provide WiFi to Neptune, but I lose connection when I go to the bathroom at work.

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      1. Tracy‏ @octavya360 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @LetsSko @TheWeirdWorld

        Gosh people, it was just a joke.

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      2. Koran Bregoviç‏ @korhansurmeli 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Don't compare NASA to Burger King.

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      3. Crazykiller619‏ @TheRealCrazyKil 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @korhansurmeli @TheWeirdWorld

        Fuck this had me dying

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      1. D.J.‏ @DJAlienToe 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So... There's no WI-FI at Uranus? *ba dum tsss*

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      1. Torey Hughes‏ @Desultorey 22 Dec 2017
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        You could not go to the bathroom on Neptune, so.. lol

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      1. Tracy‏ @octavya360 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When I used to work in Downtown Detroit my phone would switch to a Verizon tower in Canada every time I used the bathroom.

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      1. Arthur Kalikiti‏ @ArthurKalikiti 23 Dec 2017
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        Because you don't work for NASA

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      1. Monk1‏ @rm61087 23 Dec 2017
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        Always keep a foil hat nearby but not too close to the TP.

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      1. Lisa Hare‏ @raehare1 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ha, so true

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      1. The Way‏ @brian_fasick 23 Dec 2017
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        My home planet's finally getting WiFi?

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      1. Dwarf‏ @Dwarf1369 24 Dec 2017
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        Makes a point though, they can send signals all way out to Pluto but yet we do not have wi fi that can be uninterrupted.

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      1. Ace‏ @Ace_Spirit_ 23 Dec 2017
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        Why do you need wifi in the bathroom?

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      1.  ❣️Imani ❣️‏ @mcnotthicc 23 Dec 2017
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        Wow aliens get better WiFi than us🧐🤨😒🙄

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      1. Kuzothroxito‏ @Kuzothroxito 23 Dec 2017
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        Boi

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      1. life in words‏ @finitewords 23 Dec 2017
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        Where is d humor in u... Gosh

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      1. Vijay Rengitham‏ @vijayvita 23 Dec 2017
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        That is rest room..wifi to pizz and wash

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      1. Srikar Perumalla‏ @SrikarPerumall3 23 Dec 2017
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        Need WiFi in bathroom..lol

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      1. Francis Xavier Mathi‏ @Francis35368236 23 Dec 2017
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        WiFi need more hygiene and cleanliness! It believe in productivity not in waste!

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