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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 22 Dec 2017

    One of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won’t get angry if you say the truth.

    11:31 AM - 22 Dec 2017
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      1. Nathan‏ @NathanRadford63 22 Dec 2017
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      1. Wallace Taruvinga‏ @wallydon70 22 Dec 2017
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        Dammn.. So true

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      1. M. Beyhan US‏ @sUnahyeB 22 Dec 2017
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        Not only moms but olsa whole women XD

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      1. Lucas Rocha‏ @I_Am_Lukesgud 22 Dec 2017
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        She would be disappointed if I lied, and that I can't have

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      1. Ghost of Smokey Joe‏ @Skwerl9 22 Dec 2017
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        Mum wasn't a liar; she said she wouldn't be *as* angry....

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      1. WeCash‏ @viksz27 22 Dec 2017
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        Thats the biggest trap

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      2. Greg Lumpkin‏ @GregLumpkin 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        As a parent, I struggle with this. Yes, I’ll admit, I get angry. But it’s usually after my kids have told three different versions before finally telling me the truth.

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      3. CarnsymePaulaH‏ @PaulaHkan 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @GregLumpkin @TheWeirdWorld

        that cd b bse u haven't given them the benefit of a doubt before that u won't get angry... Maybe 🙌

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      4. Greg Lumpkin‏ @GregLumpkin 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PaulaHkan @TheWeirdWorld

        I have honestly no idea what you are trying to say.

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      5. CarnsymePaulaH‏ @PaulaHkan 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @GregLumpkin @TheWeirdWorld

        mmmm.... Okay! Let's say from past experience they dont find themselves trusting u

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      6. Greg Lumpkin‏ @GregLumpkin 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PaulaHkan @TheWeirdWorld

        OK, I’ll accept that. But maybe from past experience, they should know that it’s better to tell the truth from the get-go.

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      1. dyann‏ @dyannkramer 23 Dec 2017
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        Once your past 15 yrs telling the truth shouldn’t be a guessing game for anyone. Just saying.

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 22 Dec 2017
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        Ha ha!! Still lie now because of that bs!!

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      2. Jinx C‏ @LJCurtis896 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @TheRedNOnly

        Not totally true. If they tell me the truth. I will be less mad. It's all the wording lolo

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      3. Red Only‏ @TheRedNOnly 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @LJCurtis896 @TheWeirdWorld

        True...but my mom lied. Vicious circular standars in THAT house. But if my girls are honest the consequences are less :)

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      4. Jinx C‏ @LJCurtis896 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheRedNOnly @TheWeirdWorld

        That's what I told mine. Hell all I have to do is look at my son and he will admit to the Lindberg Baby kidnapping.............

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      1. Tyrell Williams‏ @the_dirty_aries 23 Dec 2017
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        My mom said if you tell the truth the punishment wouldn't be as bad

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