No one saw Rocky coming either
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One of the biggest upsets AND comebacks in sports history.
Because they are silent. Sneaky :)
Snailky
because they're fast until we look at them
What if they are moving so fast they look slow? 
Hahaha.. like they moved the earth's circumference first plus the distance you saw them move..
That .... yes 
Because they are small & nobody starts his/her day thinking that, "today I'm gonna watch for snails".
I am always watching for snails. You never know when one could sneak up behind you and take you out.
They have a hidden Nitro-Booster. Activated only when no one is watching 

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Because we're the ones going fast. Relativity y'all
It's because tortoises are usually chasing them
Camouflage
This is the dumbest tweet
Lmao “Bam! There’s a snail.” 
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