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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 21 Dec 2017

    If snails are so slow, how come nobody sees them coming? It’s always like bam, there’s a snail.

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      2. Sean Morton‏ @seany_mcbuckets 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No one saw Rocky coming either 👀pic.twitter.com/iNdsQ8q96P

        1 reply 4 retweets 97 likes
      3. Vincent Byrd‏ @imjustvinsaiyan 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @seany_mcbuckets @TheWeirdWorld

        One of the biggest upsets AND comebacks in sports history.

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. Romain‏ @Medelguer 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because they are silent. Sneaky :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
      3. Virgurilla‏ @Virgurilla 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Medelguer @TheWeirdWorld

        Snailky

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      1. Jillian Harris‏ @jillian07harris 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        because they're fast until we look at them

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      2. BloopNshrug‏ @JustanotherStr1 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What if they are moving so fast they look slow? 🤔

        2 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Marvin Maseno‏ @maseno_marvin 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JustanotherStr1 @TheWeirdWorld

        Hahaha.. like they moved the earth's circumference first plus the distance you saw them move..

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. BloopNshrug‏ @JustanotherStr1 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @maseno_marvin @TheWeirdWorld

        That .... yes 🤯

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      2. Pratik Kumar‏ @prat1k_kumar 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because they are small & nobody starts his/her day thinking that, "today I'm gonna watch for snails".

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. BUDGET WORKS‏ @BUDGET_WOODWORK 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @prat1k_kumar @TheWeirdWorld

        I am always watching for snails. You never know when one could sneak up behind you and take you out.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. WeCash‏ @viksz27 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They have a hidden Nitro-Booster. Activated only when no one is watching 😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/60LlTmU07d

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      1. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 21 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/w98vpyPGL8

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      1. sounds about right  🎛 ⚡️‏ @ScorpProd 22 Dec 2017
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        Because we're the ones going fast. Relativity y'all

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      1. Russell‏ @SA_Dragonslayer 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It's because tortoises are usually chasing them

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      1. Melissa‏ @msowers253 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Camouflage

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      2. Baylee  🌀‏ @bayleegothard 23 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This is the dumbest tweet

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      1. Carlos De La Paz‏ @Spaz_DLP 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ModSterr @TheWeirdWorld

        Lmao “Bam! There’s a snail.” 😂

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