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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 21 Dec 2017

    The idiom, “I shit you not” must be terribly confusing to a new English speaker.

    2:30 PM - 21 Dec 2017
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      2. MMK‏ @MollysSnowart 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes it is indeed... So what does it even mean? 😂😮 Does it have the same meaning as '' I bet you not''? 😯 That's the only thing that comes to my mind...

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Moon Sugar Girl‏ @mykah1 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MollysSnowart @TheWeirdWorld

        It means I “kid” you not. Or I’m not joking with you. 😀

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. MMK‏ @MollysSnowart 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @mykah1 @TheWeirdWorld

        Thank you, it was really confusing! 😂😂😂 Like the idiom ''pull someone's leg'' 'cause in Finnish we pull someone' s nose 😂🤥👃

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Zeph‏ @zephyr_end_ 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It is confusing TO English speakers when they think about it as well

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      1. killakellz 👊🏻‏ @StuartK85370812 21 Dec 2017
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        Love the English language 👊🏻

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      1. palalito‏ @palalito42 21 Dec 2017
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        It just sounds wrong

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      1. Yusuf‏ @Ano_Nym777 21 Dec 2017
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        What a weird statement! I shit too, sometimes.

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      2. lyden‏ @joshfuckinlyden 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @tom_martyn @kairichards_

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      3. McCormack‏ @tom_martyn 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @joshfuckinlyden @TheWeirdWorld @kairichards_

        “I’ve just shat me sen”

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      4. lyden‏ @joshfuckinlyden 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @tom_martyn @TheWeirdWorld @kairichards_

        'Believe you me'

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      1. Pete Davies‏ @PeteDavies41 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        .........or when someone says to you, "You ain't sh*t". I take that as a compliment. I'd hate to be referred to as excrement.

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      1. hanna‏ @huntingseavey 21 Dec 2017
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        yes it is confusing😂

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      2. Amy Noakes‏ @amy_noakes 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And shit the bed!

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      3. MMK‏ @MollysSnowart 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @amy_noakes @TheWeirdWorld

        Haha, okay, I need to know this too! 😂 Like what?!!! 😂

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      4. Nope‏ @TheNopeInc 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MollysSnowart @amy_noakes @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually that one is exactly what it says

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      5. MMK‏ @MollysSnowart 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheNopeInc @amy_noakes @TheWeirdWorld

        😮😂😂😂

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      1. Hogan's Book Lied‏ @HogansBookLied 21 Dec 2017
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        No shit!

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      1. Chynnadolldawn‏ @chynnadolldawn 21 Dec 2017
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        😂

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      2. Virgurilla‏ @Virgurilla 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Pull your socks on, in spanish we say put on your batteries

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      3. Bro's me.‏ @SPECIALGURU 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Virgurilla @TheWeirdWorld

        Really!?

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      4. Virgurilla‏ @Virgurilla 22 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SPECIALGURU @TheWeirdWorld

        Yep, and there are maaany things like that one, tell me any one xD

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