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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 20 Dec 2017

    When two people kiss, an approximately 14 meter long tunnel is created between both of their assholes.

    9:10 PM - 20 Dec 2017
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      1. Eduardo Hernandez‏ @EduHdz404 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

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      2. Anthony Rogers‏ @Treetops68 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I don’t think I can look at kissing the same now 🤦‍♂️ @emily_molino

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Emily Molino ✨‏ @emily_molino 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Treetops68 @TheWeirdWorld

        What the f why would you tag me in this?!??? 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Anthony Rogers‏ @Treetops68 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @emily_molino @TheWeirdWorld

        😅😅

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      1. Efrén Osorio Lara‏ @efro0000 20 Dec 2017
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      2. Depressed Person‏ @Rocket_Brownie 21 Dec 2017
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        I want whatever drugs you're on

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      4. Depressed Person‏ @Rocket_Brownie 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Cosmic_marshal @JadenEdwards19 @TheWeirdWorld

        I have another thing that starts with d

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      5. Ricardo Ludwig‏ @Ricardludwig 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Rocket_Brownie @JadenEdwards19 @TheWeirdWorld

        A Dime?

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      2. JeepGirl99‏ @joeblow745 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How romantic 😍😂

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      3. Zimmer 🇨🇦‏ @Oilerule 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @joeblow745 @TheWeirdWorld

        😂 I'll be thinking about this next time I get lucky enough to kiss someone.😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. JeepGirl99‏ @joeblow745 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Oilerule @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol me too 😆

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      1. Tianna  💕‏ @gratiachar 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I mean, you're not wrong.

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      2. AshleyMarie‏ @Doode_itsash13 21 Dec 2017
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        @SwagManatee

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      3. James‏ @SwagManatee 21 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Doode_itsash13 @TheWeirdWorld

        @Doode_itsash13 so does that mean I've been eating ass this whole time? 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      2. Karen Shimp‏ @Shimpy002 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Ok, even in the shower, WHY would that thought ever enter your head??? And having now read it, HOW will I ever not think it every time I kiss DH???

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