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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 19 Dec 2017

    If you sleep until noon, you only have to pay for 2 meals instead of 3.

    6:32 PM - 19 Dec 2017
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      1. Joshua Crane‏ @JoshuaC94422992 19 Dec 2017
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      1. Junice  🌸‏ @jrequiso_23 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @gailynell11 @TheWeirdWorld

        If you sleep until noon, you get tired the whole day (experience) 😂

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      1. Scott‏ @scotttgonz 19 Dec 2017
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      1. Jeff Edwards‏ @endbigmoney2017 19 Dec 2017
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        If you sleep until 2021, you might actually get your healthcare and social security back.

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      2. Shysk‏ @CYoula 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Been sleeping like this... Or you could say... I had sleep for breakfast

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      3.  💙 💜Sparkise Hope 💙 💜‏ @SparkiseHope 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @CYoula @TheWeirdWorld

        That's a good one :)

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      1. Abhijith Nayak‏ @AbhijithNayak4 19 Dec 2017
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        What about the midnight, after dinner mini meal?

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      1.  🌈rainbow_ghost 🌈‏ @Ghost_girl64 20 Dec 2017
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        😂 noon is my morning

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      1. Jill S‏ @punkbettie 19 Dec 2017
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        My rules: morning is the first 3 hours you are awake, regardless of the actual time. Breakfast is the first meal you eat, regardless of time of day or meal components. 😎

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      1. G-Wheezy‏ @it_me_G 19 Dec 2017
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        If you sleep for the rest of eternity then you never have to pay for a single meal again

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      2. LordRamusus‏ @legomasterizer 19 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not true. You eat breakfast when you get up. Lunch is an eternal snack until dinner.

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      1. Emma Lamb‏ @EmmaLamb123 20 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Georgiehoward45 @TheWeirdWorld

        Literally my student logic!!

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      1. Nicole‏ @nicolepaano 20 Dec 2017
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        Kumusta naman 3 pm kanina 😪 @johannekrista

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      2. Raymond Trudeau‏ @raymsauce 20 Dec 2017
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        @arielwillxw 🙌🏽🧠

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      3. Ariel‏ @arielwillxw 20 Dec 2017
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        😂

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