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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 18 Dec 2017

    Do receptionists at sperm banks say “Thanks for coming”?

    10:56 AM - 18 Dec 2017
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    • Nathan Ezra Tolliver Jeremiah Smith Nabillah E M Dee Sales Keep Your Cool Vibe Ben Gibbons kiera_oof Im free
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      1. marcus t ward  ✏️‏ @marcus_t_ward 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Last time I went to one, the receptionist called me a w*nker. So I gave her a right mouthful.

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      1. Theresa Selley‏ @Sasta24 18 Dec 2017
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        That's just "below the belt"!

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      1. Billy‏ @BillyGoodVibesH 18 Dec 2017
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        This is @SupermodelGoals, welcome to LIFE pharmacy, where you squeeze it and we freeze it , how can we help yew baby?

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      1. Jeech‏ @JeechCotton 18 Dec 2017
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        hahaha and on a farewell they only spell it differently, "Thanks for cumming."

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      1. ....Guy....... 🚶‍♂️‏ @rajnish_sharma 18 Dec 2017
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        Once she said "may I help you for coming" ?

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      2. Elsie Nouvel‏ @ElsieNouvel 18 Dec 2017
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        Yes.

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      1. R R. Anim‏ @ararsix 19 Dec 2017
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        Then he would reply, 'the pleasure is mine..'

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      1. Nawaf Aljohani‏ @Comffyapple 19 Dec 2017
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        or if they asked you If you "came before"

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 18 Dec 2017
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        Nope, they say keep it hanging

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      1. Em Luvsun‏ @Emluvsun 18 Dec 2017
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        Simple but so effective 👍🏻

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      1. Daniel Porter‏ @danielporter731 18 Dec 2017
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        You're Welcome!pic.twitter.com/QsdITXDEzd

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      1. Sara Louise Williams‏ @sarawilliams29 18 Dec 2017
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        🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

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      1. Syed Zain Mehdi‏ @Zainmehdihere 18 Dec 2017
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        The face of the guy after hearing that:pic.twitter.com/Anc6hUs8IJ

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      1. Flounder Boy‏ @Flounder_Boy 18 Dec 2017
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        Probably not

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