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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 16 Dec 2017

    Since people are generally buried in suits, a zombie apocalypse would actually be a formal event.

    7:30 PM - 16 Dec 2017
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      1. Kevin Bacon‏ @thekevinjacob 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I plan on being buried in gym shorts and running shoes. If the living are gonna survive, they're gonna need to work for it

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      1. HamillSparkles‏ @hamillsparkles 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @RenHart1965

        And as usual, I'll be under dressed in jeans.

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      2. Mike‏ @zodaikk 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No because the already dead wouldn't be able to make it out of the ground. All of the zombies would be people that were alive and turned. So your argument is invalid.

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. meepskins‏ @moogbyutts 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @zodaikk @TheWeirdWorld

        I think there would be a limited number of still topside, immaculately dressed cadavers from funeral parlours, crematoria, snooker tournaments etc.

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      2. .‏ @SoHereWeGoWeGo 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If they can even get out of the casket and the 6 feet of dirt weighing down on the casket..

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      3. not a good doctor‏ @GradivusIsBad 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SoHereWeGoWeGo @TheWeirdWorld

        And somehow reform from ashes

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      1. Ayngel *Vote like a girl!* Boshemia‏ @boshemia 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And now that you mention it... I'd think the naked zombie ratio would be much higher than the media has portrayed.

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      1. CHROME‏ @CHROME_noise 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Depends on the origin of the zombies tho

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      2. Cassandra Brown‏ @TrulySanB 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Why am I hard down laughing at this?? @Quarterb08 😂😂

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      3. sequoia‏ @Quarterb08 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TrulySanB @TheWeirdWorld

        Bruh!!!😂😂😂

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      1. ash  🌙‏ @the_deadly_doll 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        With ripped decaying suits. It’s still be pretty spoopy

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      1. brent clark‏ @bclark0084 16 Dec 2017
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        Classy black tie and tounge affair

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      1. LaShandra Edmonds‏ @LaShandraEdmon3 16 Dec 2017
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      1. COMEDY GUILD‏ @comedy_guild 17 Dec 2017
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        I dig a guy in suit, who likes me for my brain not my body....

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      1. Elijah Slaymaker‏ @ElijahSlaymaker 17 Dec 2017
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        This is mind blowing! Keep up the good work!

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      1. Seth Treder‏ @Pickle003 17 Dec 2017
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        Not all zombies rose from the ground though. Hell, depending on the circumstances, none of the zombies might've risen from the ground. Also, why am I analyzing this tweet?

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      1. kat  🌙‏ @katastrophex23 16 Dec 2017
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      1. Michael Davino‏ @davino1959 18 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Zombie apocalypse? Chances are, you're already surrounded by mindless bloodthirsty, half-alive, subhuman wretches. An actual zombie outbreak would just give you the excuse to do something constructive... 🤔#TheyLive #NextDoor?pic.twitter.com/ryU32mKPZj

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