If you're going to plagiarize something, site the source. This wasnt a thought, its an @SteveHofstetter joke. Very slightly altered.
Keep up the good work steve!
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I'm pretty sure its a bot that take the top posts from the Shower Thoughts subreddit.
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Yup. The original poster is the question.
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You can't accidentally make a child either it does take some effort


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No they didn't pull out in time so therefore it was an accident
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I may not be able to accidentally cook a pizza, but I can accidentally build a shelf !pic.twitter.com/IOXRNZZa1Q
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Bcoz all accidents are occurance of nature. Pizza is not one of the.
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Because a pizza isn’t an essential part of our survival.
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Lucky I'm too ugly to accidentally do either of those.
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Do you accidentally make a child like you accidentally cheat on someone, by being naked and repeatedly slipping and falling?
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When you are a sleep do you sneeze?
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To make a child can be messy but a whole hell of a lot of fun. The clean up is nothing. To make a pizza from scratch can be extremely messy, somewhat satisfying if made correctly. No one wants to clean that shit up.
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Can’t we all
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How can you accidentally make a kid? There's very few ways of making one.


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They didn't pull out in time
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I suppose if you're fucking around, an accident *must've* happened somewhere.
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