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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 16 Dec 2017

    I can accidentally make a human child but I can’t accidentally make a pizza.

    4:01 PM - 16 Dec 2017
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      2. Bradley Jon Anderson‏ @BAnderson50158 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If you're going to plagiarize something, site the source. This wasnt a thought, its an @SteveHofstetter joke. Very slightly altered. Keep up the good work steve! ;-)

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Classic Guy™‏ @ClassicGuy100 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @BAnderson50158 @TheWeirdWorld @SteveHofstetter

        I'm pretty sure its a bot that take the top posts from the Shower Thoughts subreddit.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Steve Hofstetter (On tour now!)‏Verified account @SteveHofstetter 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ClassicGuy100 @BAnderson50158 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yup. The original poster is the question.

        0 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Cookiedoughflow‏ @peanutfactory7 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/OepVYkyXIr

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      2. clint lilley‏ @LilleyClint 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You can't accidentally make a child either it does take some effort 😂🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. No Wave‏ @SCG_GHost 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @LilleyClint @TheWeirdWorld

        No they didn't pull out in time so therefore it was an accident

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. jojo‏ @dioksys 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I may not be able to accidentally cook a pizza, but I can accidentally build a shelf !pic.twitter.com/IOXRNZZa1Q

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      1. Stan Lee‏ @skmativu 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Bcoz all accidents are occurance of nature. Pizza is not one of the.

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      1. My Chronic Life‏ @bgmamab 16 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/d8033UkKxs

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      2. twentygayteen‏ @queerosaurus 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @StefanUniverse

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      3. Frankenstefan‏ @ItsEffinStefan 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @queerosaurus @TheWeirdWorld

        😉🤐

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      1. James Atkinson‏ @Jay_Jatkinson 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because a pizza isn’t an essential part of our survival.

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      1. Joe‏ @joe2001nath 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Lucky I'm too ugly to accidentally do either of those.

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      1. Maya Lea ~  🎃 🕸‏ @MayLeaf3 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂😂😂

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      1. Martina Witte‏ @Tweet_martina 17 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Do you accidentally make a child like you accidentally cheat on someone, by being naked and repeatedly slipping and falling?

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      1. FrOoT lOoPs‏ @FrOoTlO01337294 16 Dec 2017
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        When you are a sleep do you sneeze?

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      1. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        To make a child can be messy but a whole hell of a lot of fun. The clean up is nothing. To make a pizza from scratch can be extremely messy, somewhat satisfying if made correctly. No one wants to clean that shit up.

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      1. Ethan Tylar‏ @tylardude678 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Can’t we all

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      1. Cietra Secrest‏ @cietra_secrest 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Same.

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      2. BOOrborygmi‏ @i_borborygmi 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How can you accidentally make a kid? There's very few ways of making one. 😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. No Wave‏ @SCG_GHost 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @i_borborygmi @TheWeirdWorld

        They didn't pull out in time

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      4. TheUnknownBlock‏ @RadUnknownBlock 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SCG_GHost @i_borborygmi @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/KVZMNdZRNp

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      5. BOOrborygmi‏ @i_borborygmi 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @RadUnknownBlock @TheWeirdWorld

        I suppose if you're fucking around, an accident *must've* happened somewhere.

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