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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 16 Dec 2017

    Cats have a natural instinct to always go sit on the thing you need the most at the time. If you’re looking for something and can’t find it, it’s perfectly logical to first check under the cat.

    10:59 AM - 16 Dec 2017
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      2. pNsB (The p is silent)‏ @Social_pNsB 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What if I’m looking for my cat?

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Mathies‏ @MathiesHappel 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Social_pNsB @TheWeirdWorld

        It's probably under your other cat

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. pNsB (The p is silent)‏ @Social_pNsB 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MathiesHappel @TheWeirdWorld

        Now I’ve just got to find my other cat

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Mathies‏ @MathiesHappel 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Social_pNsB @TheWeirdWorld

        It must underneath your OTHER other catpic.twitter.com/NHb2IkBy6v

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. WeCash‏ @viksz27 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So Google is having a tough competition from Cats 😂😂😂

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      2. Shernel Neale‏ @ShernelNeale 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My cat always sits on the pile when I'm sweeping...

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      3. Drunkrat‏ @isstrange_ 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ShernelNeale @TheWeirdWorld

        When I make my bed my cat plops right in the middle.

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      1. Amber Elkins‏ @AmberElkins411 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Dogs can be the same. I also had a foster dog that any time something was missing, no matter how big or small or how long it had been missing, I knew I could eventually find it in her crate.

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      1. Howard Profitt (Billy)‏ @GaleProfitt 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My cat must think that I'm looking for my nose while I'm sleeping...

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      1. Anam Waheed Mughal‏ @aaomarjain 16 Dec 2017

        MY PEN IS ALWAYS UNDER WHISKER !!!

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      1. Madness is My Normal‏ @MadnessMyNorm1 16 Dec 2017
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        Yep!pic.twitter.com/7rteYIfxIP

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      2. someone‏ @4L15T3R 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @charlotte_emmaw so it is a thing...

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      3. Lottie  😸‏ @charlotte_emmaw 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @4L15T3R

        That makes so much sense... my mean cats 😂

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      2. Faust Aeterna‏ @FaustAeterna 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @WilliaTheBee Comme tes cours par exemple

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      3. Willia‏ @WilliaTheBee 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FaustAeterna @TheWeirdWorld

        C’est simple: quand je bosse, il vient systématiquement dormir dessus.

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      1. der Darkroom‏ @DerDarkroom 16 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        So true! I've once spend almost a day searching for my @NintendoEurope ds. Around the cat of course, while she had a wonderful nap on top of it.

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      1. Wiresandstitches‏ @Wiresandstitch1 16 Dec 2017
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        My dog must be part cat then, she does the same thing!

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      1. Daniel F. Geller‏ @f_geller 16 Dec 2017
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        Now you've gone and blown the cover, the Democrats would still be unable to find their brains if you wouldn't have told them to look under the cats ass.

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