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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 15 Dec 2017

    It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

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      2. Bilal Rana‏ @Bilal6655 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Another one: When a little kid gives you a toy phone to talk, you are required to answer it with gibberish.

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      3. Rapunzal‏ @Rapunzal49 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Bilal6655 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes, but then you have to hand it back to said kid and tell them that the person on the other end of the phone now needs to talk to them.

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      1. Sebi (Sebastian)  ✊‏ @DemiBoyFreakOut 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But you just spoke about it?

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      1. Ayngel *Vote like a girl!* Boshemia‏ @boshemia 15 Dec 2017
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        And one never acknowledges the fact that this odd lump has come down with a bad case of the giggles...

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      1. Damion whyte‏ @Damionwhyte7 15 Dec 2017
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        But.. I did smooth it out. Oh my god.. what have I done?!

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      1.  🌊Vote November 6th  🌊‏ @MsMorganKing 15 Dec 2017
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      1. TheNateW‏ @TheNateW 16 Dec 2017
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        You must also loudly state that you are looking for said little kid and you don’t know where they could be

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      1. Sherri Nissel‏ @iminfectious 15 Dec 2017
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        Always

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      1. Kay Jay‏ @Burningheartyxl 16 Dec 2017
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        And pretend that giggling is a normal couch sound.

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      1. Blank‏ @FrankThomasBur1 15 Dec 2017
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        Slightly tilt the couch.

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      1. Mandila Dolle‏ @MandilaDolle 15 Dec 2017
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        Much like answering pretend phone calls!

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      1. helen1979 🌹‏ @hez_1979 16 Dec 2017
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        ‘Pretend’ to sit on it? My brother used to actually sit.

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      1. Melanie Boswell‏ @Melandevile 15 Dec 2017
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        Fart on them. Everytime.

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      1. RBX_Mairi‏ @DiorT4 15 Dec 2017
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        Lol

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      1. frimSTARR‏ @frimstarr0x 17 Dec 2017
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      1. The One And Only‏ @fiona_lauryn37 16 Dec 2017
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        Well duh

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      1. Blake Freeman‏ @originalbergeld 16 Dec 2017
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        Well yea

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