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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 15 Dec 2017

    Do dogs ever wonder why we don’t lick them back?

    12:02 PM - 15 Dec 2017
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      1. It's Vic 🌶️ & Liz 💍‏ @VicGentry 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Speak for yourself

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      1. Grace‏ @itsbabygrace 15 Dec 2017
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        My dogs just want to be pet. We don’t need to overstep that.

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      1. I KNOW‏ @Quinupp27 15 Dec 2017
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        They don't actually like It...believe me, I've tried

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      1. Howard Profitt (Billy)‏ @GaleProfitt 15 Dec 2017
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        Wait, you don't lick them back?

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      1. Tyrantasorus‏ @tyrantasorus 15 Dec 2017
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        What do you mean "...we don't lick them back" ?

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      1.  🏳️‍🌈Free_Bird ☮‏ @jbkoleen21 15 Dec 2017
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        Idk but my dog wonders why I don't pet her when she demands it, which is why she cocks her head to one side and stares at me. Then if she's feeling really feisty she'll nip at me then take her paw and smack me as if to say, "Hey you, get over here and love me!" #bitchesbecray

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      2. Kim  💞‏ @xxkimatkinsonxx 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @MccafferyLouise 🤣🤣

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      3. Louise mccaffery‏ @MccafferyLouise 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @xxkimatkinsonxx @TheWeirdWorld

        I dont know flower, I'll ask The Roody when he wakes up 😂😂😂😂

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      2. Phill Chik‏ @PhillChik 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They wonder if we wonder y they don't scratch our backs

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      1. FR‏ @jd13578 15 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/1t8hxrKM7M

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 15 Dec 2017
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        Or bark back at them too?

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      1. Koziba Chaboneka‏ @kozibaW 15 Dec 2017
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        do u ever think of licking them back...

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      1. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 15 Dec 2017
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        Do dogs ever wonder why we don’t lick ourselves?

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      1. abhinav vasan‏ @abhinavvasan1 15 Dec 2017
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        Do they also wonder why dont we pee like them ? 🤔

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      2.  🍂laura 🍁‏ @NoVegetal 25 Dec 2017
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        "@TheWeirdWorld: Do dogs ever wonder why we don’t lick them back?" What if I lick them back

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      3. Bella Miller‏ @SnoTheWitch 25 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NoVegetal @TheWeirdWorld

        I wanna lick my dog now.

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      5. Bella Miller‏ @SnoTheWitch 26 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NoVegetal @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh damn they licked me on my lips after I licked their ear o3o I love my dogs, but you have to draw a line at bestiality.

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      1. x͜×‏ @KIDZinger 16 Dec 2017
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        no, they know we dont lick just like we know they wont pucker up and kiss us

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