You replying to this tweet cracked me up


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Just do the magnetic theory.. Buy one from North America n other one from South America. That's how they'll attract and never breakup or lost

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Well, I need them to find their mates and stop only thinking about themselves!
#blackhole#sockproblems#ocd
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Just because they look the same and hang out in the same place doesn’t make them a couple
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Then how come it lets me bust inside with no rubber?
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Renaming my sock drawer single and fabulous this second
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You know I love you
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There should be a full stop between single and you. An Oxford comma would also make it grammatically correct though.
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I suspect foul play.
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Fine I forgive it
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I really don't want to know
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Who would want to be single?
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