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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 12 Dec 2017

    Maybe birds are secretly little robots that recharge by sitting on power lines.

    12:01 PM - 12 Dec 2017
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      2. Edurne B.‏ @edurnebelmen 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Power lines....rush hour.pic.twitter.com/4oGkZ4UWju

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. atropa.‏ @LordAtropa 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @edurnebelmen @TheWeirdWorld

        "He farted!"pic.twitter.com/Qy5dIt8zhE

        0 replies 2 retweets 21 likes
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      2. Joshua Crane‏ @JoshuaC94422992 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And the ones that explode are the ones that overcharge

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. ryanator109‏ @ryanator109 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @JoshuaC94422992 @TheWeirdWorld

        Nah they're just based off the Samsung Note 7 😂😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Modern‏ @MamdanK 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or maybe birds are just always chirping cause they trying to warn us about something but we don't get em'

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      1. Boris‏ @Bignoseboris 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        do u shower all day?

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      1. Schomma‏ @mschomm 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Wolfie_Rankin

        So if you want to be safe not to buy a robot bird, get a penguin! (Or a kakapo, but these are even harder to get).

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      1. Mark Summers‏ @markysumm 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        What if they're not singing, they are actually screaming because they're scared of heights?

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      1. Coal‏ @CoalFall 13 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well then what about before humans figured out about electricity

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      1. orha‏ @OrhanBerisa1 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Myb myb not hahaha

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      1. Will Chen‏ @porcupillow 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This would honestly be a great drone concept (assuming it doesn't all go 1984 on us).

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      1. Jeanette Thompson‏ @JeanetteMT1 12 Dec 2017
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        Don't forget the squirrels too lol

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      1. Jaxon R‏ @JxR12345 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        😂😂😂😂

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      1. Tara Withers‏ @TaraWithers21 12 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Actually there is a new type of technology alert (especially in wooded areas) that sound like a bird call alerting others that someone is near. So yep...

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      1. insane‏ @insane4life 12 Dec 2017
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        They are not I opened one up

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      1. Heather‏ @TheSpaceButler 12 Dec 2017
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        A conspiracy that the government never wanted us to find out about

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      1. Nicole Grace‏ @NicoleGrace9040 12 Dec 2017
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        Who is that stupid

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