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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 11 Dec 2017

    I wonder who the first person to grab an active bee hive and crack it open thinking, “ I bet those bastards are hiding something delicious in here” was.

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      1. Tyrannosaurus Mark‏ @MarkHammett98 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How about the first human to look at a lobster and say, " Damn I'm so hungry I'm gonna eat this giant bug!"

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      1. Melissa Ulto‏ @miixxy 11 Dec 2017
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        They saw a bear eating it and snagged some leftovers

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      1. IsThatSo‏ @SoSirena143 12 Dec 2017
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        That’s what I thought about kiwi- like who picked that up and said “I wonder what this harry ball tastes like?!?”

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      1. Alejandro 👻‏ @AhhLicks_In_AZ 11 Dec 2017
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      1. Pence‏ @wpence21 11 Dec 2017
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        It's called Bears

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      1. Arthur Selebatso‏ @SelebatsoArthur 11 Dec 2017
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        I think hunters observed how animals like bears 🐻 liked it, then decided to taste whatever was left. Man is what he is because of beast I guess

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 11 Dec 2017
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        Well, they are clearly dead now so I guess we will never hear a true account of their adventure.

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      1. WhatsToKnow?‏ @PopTartPyscho 12 Dec 2017
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        Then tbe caveman in the tree became a living God due his ability to withstand numerous bee stings because at this point everyone else was allergic and would go into anaphylatic shock. The offspring of the honey God were also immune (genetics) ...True story.

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      1. WhatsToKnow?‏ @PopTartPyscho 12 Dec 2017
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        Read somewhere that a caveman hid up a tree from another caveman, got stung from a nearby hive. Wacked the hive in anger with a twig, which alerted the caveman on the ground. Who by chance got covered in dripping golden honey. Thought it was a golden shower ...1/1

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      1. Casey Miller‏ @caseyimiller 11 Dec 2017
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        Probably someone who watched a bear do it

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      1. fractalspace‏ @fractalspace 11 Dec 2017
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        He probably saw bears doing this first.

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      1. Morgan‏ @morlovestosmile 11 Dec 2017
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        A bear?

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      2. Brit  ♥‏ @cupkitts 12 Dec 2017
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        I feel the same way about whoever decided to drink from a cow's udder.

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      1. Jackson Defmall‏ @Defmall 23 Dec 2017
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        Winnie the Pooh

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      1. WhatsToKnow?‏ @PopTartPyscho 12 Dec 2017
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        Threatened to double kill the caveman up the tree who to prove he was indeed innocent of any wrong doing, licked his arm to show it wasnt doodoo or some such which caused the caveman on the ground to follow suit (l know wtf). 1/2

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      1. David‏ @CaptainDeeg 12 Dec 2017
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        Probably the same guy who looked at a cows udder and thought, "I'm gonna suck that and see what happens."

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      1. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 11 Dec 2017
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      1. Richard Holleran‏ @HolleranRichard 11 Dec 2017
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        I hate to be logical about this, but it (honey) was probably found in an abandoned hive... 😑

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      1. Lifegardens‏ @Lifegardens11 11 Dec 2017
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        Someone hunting a bear...;)

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