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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 10 Dec 2017

    If both the man and woman had to climax in order to achieve pregnancy, there’d be a lot less people in the world.

    3:31 PM - 10 Dec 2017
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      1. Unremarkable Voice‏ @UnremarkableV 10 Dec 2017
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        That's fair.pic.twitter.com/nuoUkmevYl

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      1. Cole ? Marvel‏ @therealcmarv 11 Dec 2017
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        Or happier women:/

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      1. Tim C Inner Imposter‏ @TimCart98587187 10 Dec 2017
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        But where would we be without you?

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      1. Dane Grgas‏ @renodane 10 Dec 2017
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        Or at least less single parents!

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 10 Dec 2017
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        Truest statement of the year

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      1. John Carter‏ @JohnathanKarate 10 Dec 2017
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        And a lot fewer tweets

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      2. Declan Currie‏ @DeclanCurrie5 10 Dec 2017
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        I'm 13 and I have a few questions 1. Isn't a woman already more likely to get pregnant if she climaxes during sex? 2. Why would that mean there's less people in the world, how difficult is it to get a woman to have an orgasm?

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      3.  🗯‏ @cairley18 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DeclanCurrie5 @TheWeirdWorld

        I get the impression you’re some sick old man. But hey that’s just a guess...

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      4. Declan Currie‏ @DeclanCurrie5 Jan 10
        Replying to @cairley18 @TheWeirdWorld

        No, I'm 13. My mum just educated me about sex and shit early on so that I would learn about it properly instead figuring out about sex by watching porn or from some asshole teenager. Plus my generation is disgusting and all of that shit. I know some 6yo that ask similar questions

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      5. Declan Currie‏ @DeclanCurrie5 Jan 10
        Replying to @DeclanCurrie5 @TheWeirdWorld

        Also if I was an old man why would I need to ask this? I would already know.

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      1. James P. Potter Jr.‏ @JahPaddy 10 Dec 2017
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        Trust me, it definitely helps

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      2.  🐸 ☕️ᒥᑭᐢ‏ @204meekis 10 Dec 2017
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        @ajayclayton we'd still have 3 kids lol

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      1. Czarcasm‏ @Czarcasticism 11 Dec 2017
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        But the semen would still have to find its way from the mouth to the vagina.

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      1. Katie‏ @ArtDepChal 11 Dec 2017
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        This used to be what people thought before the 18th century so there used to be sex guides that told men how to find the clitoris and give a woman an orgasm.

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      1. Jayanthsagar‏ @Jayanthsagar14 10 Dec 2017
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        Differ,use other methods for reaching climax,why this drastic measure,throw the seeds out b4ejaculation.All the best,India will benefit4sure

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      1. Zombi Lewis‏ @zombilewis 10 Dec 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 10 Dec 2017
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        With that logic, if men could get pregnant, there would be a lot of knocked up guys!

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      1. David Enrique Finol‏ @DavidEFinol 10 Dec 2017
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        Nah, by now there'd just be a bunch of descendants from non-frigid people.

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