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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 8 Dec 2017

    If you take a woman to bed and her bra and panties match, I’m sorry to tell you she’s the one who planned everything.

    6:59 PM - 8 Dec 2017
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    50 replies 635 retweets 4,327 likes
      1. Christian Eldridge 🐮‏ @mudkipdetective 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Why are you sorry? Is it bad when someone you are interested in actively wants you in return?

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      1. JamieJaz 🦄‏ @ilovepotatoboy 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not a problem anyway 😌 it's not planning, it's fashion 🦄

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      2. bethany  🦋‏ @BetheroniPizza 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        But what if I just have a million variations of black bra and panties

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Casey Spencer‏ @CaseyBre22015 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Haha my bra and parties always match that's not planning it's called matching

        6 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
      3. Your Girl, Rach‏ @MsRachel77 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @CaseyBre22015 @TheWeirdWorld

        I do too! Sorry, to debunk your theory but it’s simply untrue.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Banjara Ghoda (Blue Tick)‏ @VagabonderHorse 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @MsRachel77 @CaseyBre22015 @TheWeirdWorld

        that's why women are infamous for their lack of sense of humor !🤦‍♂️

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      5. Casey Spencer‏ @CaseyBre22015 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @VagabonderHorse @MsRachel77 @TheWeirdWorld

        hey now I was joking obv it's u who is lacking a sense of humor lol I thought it was funny

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Banjara Ghoda (Blue Tick)‏ @VagabonderHorse 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @CaseyBre22015 @MsRachel77 @TheWeirdWorld

        ROFL...Your Thought of Being Funny is not even FUNNY ! You proved my point by replying back.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Casey Spencer‏ @CaseyBre22015 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @VagabonderHorse @MsRachel77 @TheWeirdWorld

        So bc my humor is different and I'm not funny TO U that mes ur right ? Lol well hey at least U got jokes lmao

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Baz‏ @Baz472241 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or maybe she just wanted to be ready in case it happened...

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      2. mohd ravi abdullah‏ @chellyravi 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I doubt if any guy actually checked if the undergarments matched

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      3. Texas Sooner‏ @TheTexasSooner 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @chellyravi @TheWeirdWorld

        I could care less as long as they are on the floor

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      4. mohd ravi abdullah‏ @chellyravi 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheTexasSooner @TheWeirdWorld

        Ameen bro

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      1. Krisy Hango‏ @hango_krisy 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I think women also has right to plan for it. So that is civilise

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      2. Panda‏ @NwaoguUche 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Could be a coincidence 😛

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Melody Hunter‏ @LovelyMelody10 10 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/kl6y0P9Blj

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      1. Emma  🇬🇧 🇵🇸‏ @EmzieLangan 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm OCD but I also like to feel good in myself so my underwear always matches

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