How many times you've been told to shut up 




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That was good, I hope we see our life stats one day
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Me: "yo God how many times did Gabe tell me to shut up" God: "way too many times,*sighs* way too many times"
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God: "but you thought a lot things you never said and since I hear it all, you're both even" God: "I created the day and saw that it was good." Kyla: "what? No wait but God-" God: "I said good day."
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How many tears you've cried
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Or how many laughs you've had. Better yet! How many laughs you've caused
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Aww that really cheers me up!
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How many times you were a disappointment
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14 years 9 months and 18 days...
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When I was a believer, I thought that God could tell you those things.
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Technically he caaann......
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I’d be terrified that one day I do something completely menial or mundane and then all of a sudden I see “Achievement Unlocked: FIRST BLOOD (first kill on another human being)”
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How many times you've said, "I'll do it tomorrow."
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Possible - probably eventually. Obsessively terrifying - absolutely - most likely. See people with fitness bands already - obsessed with number of steps etc. Imagine how obsessed people would be - if they had access to more data....
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"No.. I'd better not have a cup of coffee today - I need to get to sleep 6.7 minutes earlier tonight to get my average up", "Sure I'll watch a movie with you - but I need to go to the toilet about 45 minutes in - to keep my trips to the toilet average from falling"
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Ever heard about Sheldon from Big Bang Theory? Because you just defined his routine
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Yeah... but he started his routine without the aid of Technology tracking it for him
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How many times you've promise to lose weight and/or exercise but didn't.
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And how many times you've promise to wake up early but slept through your alarm. I wish too.
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