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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 7 Dec 2017

    I wish it was possible to see your life stats. Like how many bugs you’ve killed, how many chips you’ve eaten, how many miles you’ve driven etc.

    8:31 PM - 7 Dec 2017
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    88 replies 2,220 retweets 11,010 likes
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      2. kyla sheerer‏ @sheererjoy 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How many times you've been told to shut up ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ @H0NESTgABE

        3 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. ɢᴀʙʀɪᴇʟ 🅠 ᴀᴢᴇᴠᴇᴅᴏ‏ @H0NESTgABE 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @sheererjoy @TheWeirdWorld

        That was good, I hope we see our life stats one day

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. kyla sheerer‏ @sheererjoy 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @H0NESTgABE @TheWeirdWorld

        Me: "yo God how many times did Gabe tell me to shut up" God: "way too many times,*sighs* way too many times"

        2 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      5. ɢᴀʙʀɪᴇʟ 🅠 ᴀᴢᴇᴠᴇᴅᴏ‏ @H0NESTgABE 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @sheererjoy @TheWeirdWorld

        God: "but you thought a lot things you never said and since I hear it all, you're both even" God: "I created the day and saw that it was good." Kyla: "what? No wait but God-" God: "I said good day."

        0 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Dreoilín ÓCoigligh‏ @DreoilinO 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Well since you asked;pic.twitter.com/kkb52T5nmD

        0 replies 2 retweets 27 likes
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      2. ◃◂ Ine ▸▹‏ @boop_my_nose 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How many tears you've cried

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Jacob Harvey‏ @DeafeningNote30 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @boop_my_nose @TheWeirdWorld

        Or how many laughs you've had. Better yet! How many laughs you've caused

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. ◃◂ Ine ▸▹‏ @boop_my_nose 9 Dec 2017
        Replying to @DeafeningNote30 @TheWeirdWorld

        Aww that really cheers me up!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Spookney‏ @nintenofmother 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How many times you were a disappointment

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      3. Serena Rose‏ @serenarosejh 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @nintenofmother @TheWeirdWorld

        14 years 9 months and 18 days...

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Fat Cat Dance‏ @dougiamm 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        When I was a believer, I thought that God could tell you those things.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Alex L9ng‏ @AlexL9ng 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @dougiamm @TheWeirdWorld

        Technically he caaann......

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Butt-naked Button-masher‏ @SpaghettiRambo2 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @BLUELINKBR

        I’d be terrified that one day I do something completely menial or mundane and then all of a sudden I see “Achievement Unlocked: FIRST BLOOD (first kill on another human being)”

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      1. ᴴᴱᴬᵀᴴᴱᴿ ᴸᴱᴵᴳᴴ‏ @xheatherlyx 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How many times you've said, "I'll do it tomorrow."

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      2.  🐶 AJ-McBot  🐕‏ @asjmcguire 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Possible - probably eventually. Obsessively terrifying - absolutely - most likely. See people with fitness bands already - obsessed with number of steps etc. Imagine how obsessed people would be - if they had access to more data....

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3.  🐶 AJ-McBot  🐕‏ @asjmcguire 8 Dec 2017
        Replying to @asjmcguire @TheWeirdWorld

        "No.. I'd better not have a cup of coffee today - I need to get to sleep 6.7 minutes earlier tonight to get my average up", "Sure I'll watch a movie with you - but I need to go to the toilet about 45 minutes in - to keep my trips to the toilet average from falling"

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Nirvan Jeswani‏ @NirvanJeswani 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @asjmcguire @TheWeirdWorld

        Ever heard about Sheldon from Big Bang Theory? Because you just defined his routine

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5.  🐶 AJ-McBot  🐕‏ @asjmcguire 11 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NirvanJeswani @TheWeirdWorld

        Yeah... but he started his routine without the aid of Technology tracking it for him 😛

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. ShalinaRaniAsuncion‏ @iAmShalinaRani 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How many times you've promise to lose weight and/or exercise but didn't.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. ShalinaRaniAsuncion‏ @iAmShalinaRani 7 Dec 2017
        Replying to @iAmShalinaRani @TheWeirdWorld

        And how many times you've promise to wake up early but slept through your alarm. I wish too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation

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