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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 4 Dec 2017

    The first lesson in sex ed class should be how much money it costs to care for a child.

    9:10 PM - 4 Dec 2017
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      2. PonemahTamarack‏ @PonemahTamarack 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That and babies don't like to sleep for more then 2 hours at a time.

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      2. Jessica Rodriguez‏ @j3ssyj3ssR 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They should feel the real pain! Get kicked in the privates followed by the pain and itch of stiches, solid 3 months of no sleep and a busted alarm. Throw a bucket of milk at them so they are sticky and only allow them to shower every couple days and only at midnight! #motherhood

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      3. VOTE 🌊 ☮️Cavazos MCMLXXIV ♑️ ✊🏻‏ @NativeTexan74 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @j3ssyj3ssR @TheWeirdWorld

        Ha! Now that my kids are 7 & 5 I can wear clean clothes again. For years I was constantly changing clothes due to the snot wipes, burp ups, food stains. My sister has 4 kids (9,8,6,&4) & she says that she has gotten used to being awakened in the dead of night—Sleep, what’s that?

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      4. Jessica Rodriguez‏ @j3ssyj3ssR 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @NativeTexan74 @TheWeirdWorld

        I always say there needs to be a parents olympics! Successfully surviving a day without cheeto finger pants or banana in my hair is worth an award. I also consider putting my toddlers hair in a bun all while running in a weaving pattern is a gold metal.

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      5. VOTE 🌊 ☮️Cavazos MCMLXXIV ♑️ ✊🏻‏ @NativeTexan74 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @j3ssyj3ssR @TheWeirdWorld

        That is a great idea! It would make a funny video, like what @funnyordie would post.

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      2. onion‏ @PithyOnion 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @fourhchic

        That was the first lesson in my sex Education class.

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      3. fourhchic‏ @fourhchic 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PithyOnion @TheWeirdWorld

        I knew when my Sex Ed teacher was also the Geography instructor and the Shop Mechanic I was getting shoddy training.

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      1. VOTE 🌊 ☮️Cavazos MCMLXXIV ♑️ ✊🏻‏ @NativeTexan74 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They do the egg babies or sacks of flour as a baby exercises. Some schools use baby dolls that cry etc. Nothing beats the real deal though. I’ve never been so sleep deprived in my life. That makes you crazy. I cannot believe I had two. Parenting is not for the faint of heart.

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      1. Kristyn‏ @Kristyn70700534 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My friends talk about having kids.. And then I ask them to take my Son for the weekend... And their answer is always no...

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      2.  🖤 Dahlia Grace  🖤‏ @Dahlia__Grace 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Exactly and horrific pictures of STDs so everyone will wear a condom!pic.twitter.com/2LcQD3Caoa

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      3. PonemahTamarack‏ @PonemahTamarack 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Dahlia__Grace @TheWeirdWorld

        That was probably the best part.

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      1. Natan Waterhouse‏ @NateWaterhouse 6 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The first lesson should be CONSENT is always required and COERCION is never ok!

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      1. Stacy Galbraith‏ @machgan_stacy 5 Dec 2017
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        And then make everyone walk on Legos barefoot.

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      2. mynameisLiz‏ @ireallyamahuman 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That and the fact that you won't go to the loo on your own for about four years!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. VOTE 🌊 ☮️Cavazos MCMLXXIV ♑️ ✊🏻‏ @NativeTexan74 5 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ireallyamahuman @TheWeirdWorld

        No privacy still, 7 years on 🤦🏼‍♀️ One bathroom doesn’t have a lock and my kids learned how to pick the bedroom door locks, so yeah #TheLifeofaParent

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      2. Ancillia Minsier‏ @AncilliaMinsier 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        @TheWeirdWorld this is very true because nowadays it is very costly to raise a child alone.

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