That and babies don't like to sleep for more then 2 hours at a time.
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They should feel the real pain! Get kicked in the privates followed by the pain and itch of stiches, solid 3 months of no sleep and a busted alarm. Throw a bucket of milk at them so they are sticky and only allow them to shower every couple days and only at midnight!
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Ha! Now that my kids are 7 & 5 I can wear clean clothes again. For years I was constantly changing clothes due to the snot wipes, burp ups, food stains. My sister has 4 kids (9,8,6,&4) & she says that she has gotten used to being awakened in the dead of night—Sleep, what’s that?
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I always say there needs to be a parents olympics! Successfully surviving a day without cheeto finger pants or banana in my hair is worth an award. I also consider putting my toddlers hair in a bun all while running in a weaving pattern is a gold metal.
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That is a great idea! It would make a funny video, like what
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That was the first lesson in my sex Education class.
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I knew when my Sex Ed teacher was also the Geography instructor and the Shop Mechanic I was getting shoddy training.
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They do the egg babies or sacks of flour as a baby exercises. Some schools use baby dolls that cry etc. Nothing beats the real deal though. I’ve never been so sleep deprived in my life. That makes you crazy. I cannot believe I had two. Parenting is not for the faint of heart.
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My friends talk about having kids.. And then I ask them to take my Son for the weekend... And their answer is always no...
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Exactly and horrific pictures of STDs so everyone will wear a condom!pic.twitter.com/2LcQD3Caoa
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That was probably the best part.
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The first lesson should be CONSENT is always required and COERCION is never ok!
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And then make everyone walk on Legos barefoot.
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That and the fact that you won't go to the loo on your own for about four years!
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No privacy still, 7 years on
One bathroom doesn’t have a lock and my kids learned how to pick the bedroom door locks, so yeah #TheLifeofaParent
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@TheWeirdWorld this is very true because nowadays it is very costly to raise a child alone. - 1 more reply
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