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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 2 Dec 2017

    If everyone was given one free, totally legal kill in their life, I bet everyone would be much nicer to one another.

    8:02 PM - 2 Dec 2017
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      2. Uruwacho 💛‏ @Kueaff 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        but but... everybody would die... 7 billion people = 7 billion deaths

        8 replies 0 retweets 80 likes
      3. Raimunda‏ @FeliG17 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Kueaff @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe we all wanna kill the same person

        1 reply 0 retweets 54 likes
      4. Sunny Dhaliwal‏ @ilfenomeno007 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @FeliG17 @Kueaff @TheWeirdWorld

        Are you thinking Trump?

        2 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
      5. Goldengaia‏ @QuaadeM 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @ilfenomeno007 @FeliG17 and

        We all saw that minefield coming a mile away! Not answering that!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. Yuki‏ @yukicoxo 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My immediate thought was “Now, who would I kill??” Bad isn’t it?😳

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Midway Dude‏ @Miloman2006 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @yukicoxo @TheWeirdWorld

        Thought the exact same thing, guess we're closet homicidal maniacs

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Yuki‏ @yukicoxo 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Miloman2006 @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m definitely not closet!! 😂 I feel like this pretty much every month thanks to PMT!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Midway Dude‏ @Miloman2006 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @yukicoxo @TheWeirdWorld

        Then your colleagues deserve a big monthly monthly thank you,I know mine do.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Sally Crimmin‏ @SallyCrimmin 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I also bet that sooooo many of us would be disappointed to find out our target was the same person. 😤🤬😡

        1 reply 0 retweets 41 likes
      3. Robert Horne‏ @roberthorne1337 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @SallyCrimmin @TheWeirdWorld

        Who says you can't kill the same person? ;)

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Sally Crimmin‏ @SallyCrimmin 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @roberthorne1337 @TheWeirdWorld

        I like the way you think. 😉 But, when I read the original Tweet, my mind was in a particular place, honing in on a target that lately seems to rile the world. I’m now imagining that target looking like Swiss cheese...🤔 So Thanks! 😀👍🏻

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      1. CT3‏ @bachman1685 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You forget that not everyone follows the rules. Peoples’ rights would still be infringed. One kill might not be enough for some.

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      1. That One Guy‏ @SmileyTrashbag7 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        That sounds like the purge bit with extra steps...

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      2. Joseph Donahue  🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇯🇵‏ @thecanadianjoe1 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Working in customer service I can totally attest to how bad of an idea this is... “no I’m sorry we’re unable to do that, please don’t kill me”

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
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      2. For Future's Sake!‏ @Charlez2 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'm nice enough as it is so my behavior wouldnt change but I really could use more than one free kill. There are some people who are just horrible, horrible examples of a human being who go through life oblivious to the pain and discomfort they provide everyone they meet.

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      3. Midway Dude‏ @Miloman2006 3 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Charlez2 @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/GSC0JjsOo5

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      1. BelowNeutral‏ @belowneutral 2 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @Liqoood

        OOF

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