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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 30 Nov 2017

    Not hiring someone because they’ve been unemployed is like not dating someone because they’ve been single.

    10:59 AM - 30 Nov 2017
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    • Emma Pearson Marley Yepez hw Gwendalynn W. AMIAH⚜ Nathan 😻Sama_F😻 حيلت ابوي وامي☺️ Mohamed Miloudi
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      2. Horre Heite Det‏ @Horre_Heite_Det 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Water is wet

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Icy  🔥 🔥‏ @KinqqDave17 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Horre_Heite_Det @TheWeirdWorld

        Fire is hot

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. the bat that snuggles‏ @hahaiwannadiexd 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @KinqqDave17 @Horre_Heite_Det @TheWeirdWorld

        The earth is a globe @FlatEarthOrg

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      5. Craig‏ @craig7656 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @hahaiwannadiexd @KinqqDave17 and

        Cold is cold. Unless it’s a head cold. Which may make you hot i suppose. Or cold. I don’t know where I’m going with this really.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. itschaudhry‏ @chaudhrysahaab 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Not hiring someone because they have been unemployed for a while shows something is wrong. Just like when someone is single for too long. You don't want to hire someone with crabs

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Screamin A.‏ @napkinshower 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chaudhrysahaab @TheWeirdWorld

        You also don't want to mix your analogies. Plus someone staying single by choice because their want to do well in college and work a 40 hour job and keep up with their physique is not a bad candidate.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. itschaudhry‏ @chaudhrysahaab 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @napkinshower @TheWeirdWorld

        You're looking too deep into it. It was a joke Don't go too deep like squats

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Screamin A.‏ @napkinshower 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ohadyy @TheWeirdWorld

        Like omg

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      2. Aaron Gibson‏ @AaronG024 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nothing even close to the same

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Screamin A.‏ @napkinshower 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AaronG024 @TheWeirdWorld

        Exactly the same

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Patrick Malungumana‏ @malungumana 1 Dec 2017
        Replying to @napkinshower @AaronG024 @TheWeirdWorld

        Mambo niaje mzma wewe

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      2. Jesse Blanco‏ @jesseblrey 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Dating is courting! Your looking for a wife.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jesse Blanco‏ @jesseblrey 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @jesseblrey @TheWeirdWorld

        Unemployment doesn't mean your sitting around doing nothing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Robert Gore‏ @RobertGore88 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Everyone deserve a chance...

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      1. ChristopherWentworth‏ @CWentwort 30 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Love this one!

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      1. Änna White‏ @annawhite127 30 Nov 2017
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        Want to make exter cash go ck this out http://Jobjillo.com/?refer=2784 

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      1. Sakshi Shetty‏ @sakshishetty172 30 Nov 2017
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        🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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      1. James Soukup‏ @JamesSoukup5 6 Dec 2017
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        Life never has been fair.

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      1. Saber‏ @christianserad 1 Dec 2017
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        Damn that hit hard *hit me* *chuckles*

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