I’m not an alcoholic! I’m a committed drinker! *throws bottle cap of Jager away*
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I’m really good with commitment.
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I guess everyone can be committed to Ben & Jerry then.
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Well there's no stoping u now
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That's why I go with FROYO...always opened LOL
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I'm completely prepared to enter into a full committed relationship with cookies and cream!
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Actually that's just a typical Saturday
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OMG!

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I do the same thing with a bottle of
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Why can’t you put it back without the lid?! It’ll re-freeze.
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I have literally said something similar to this out loud while home alone
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YES!!!
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Oh hell. I'm just gonna eat the whole damn thang.
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