Life is like a box of chocolates. Half way through you remember you have diabetes
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And calories



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But you still don't stop

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Taste so delicious. It's hard to stop.

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Well apparently I’m only gonna live to be 28
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And it doesn't last as long for fat people. I'm sorry.
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so I'm halfway through already? nice
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That scalated quickly.
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Only Halfway? I realised less than a quarter of the way through
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Yea but I realised I hated myself at age 9. AM I THAT CLOSE TO DEATH??? HOW CAN THIS BEEEEE?!?!?! Eh...have fun without me guyss!
Imma go rot in the ground now while you're all thinking I'm in the sky for some reason.
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I thought you'll be quoting Forrest Gump
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Life is like a box of chocolates, doesn't last long for fat people
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