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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 27 Nov 2017

    I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it tastes like a compressed wet grass lump and no one agrees with me.

    8:31 PM - 27 Nov 2017
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      1. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This with a little bit of lemon or lime.....😃pic.twitter.com/yf0iED5uH6

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      1. Rum Lover‏ @dubby_violin 27 Nov 2017
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        You did salt it before eating right?

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      2. Jon Sharpe  🇬🇧 🇯🇲‏ @jonnysharpe 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Its awful. Worst food ever 🥑🤮

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      2. Teacher Josué‏ @JPR_CR 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You must try guacamole, it makes it taste waaay better. Also depends of where you buy your avocadoes from... Mexican Hass, yes, Peruvian ones, no thanks.

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      1. Scott Van Denham 🇨🇦‏ @25or6to4scotty 27 Nov 2017
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        My ten-year-old self would agree with. Then my 30-year-old self discovered guacamole.

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      1. Chola Chihuahua‏ @CholaChihuahua 27 Nov 2017
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        I hate it. The texture is icky.

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      2.  👑 мαѕєηtℓє  🌹‏ @MasentleSiwela 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @HedonisticJohn

        Please stop disrespecting avo like that

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      1.  🇦🇺 Liverpoolaust  🇦🇺‏ @Liverpoolaust 27 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/8nd4Iuffqg

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      1. Tom Nentwig‏ @TomNentwig 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Can totally see how some people don’t like it. I like them and most likely hate foods you love. Can’t eat tuna fish. Just gross. Guess this way there is food for everyone.

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      2. Paul G‏ @Thunderbolt294 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No matter how many times I have cut them at work, I have never had the desire to try one. Honestly the green reminds me of an alien murder scene. It is also worth noting I'd rather hold jello than avocado flesh.

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      3. Klara, weird but awesome.‏ @schokobiene_29 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Thunderbolt294 @TheWeirdWorld

        But... aren't like 70% of vegetables green and release resin when cut? 😂

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      4. Paul G‏ @Thunderbolt294 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @schokobiene_29 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes, but most don't look like death if you forget to put them in lemon juice after 5 minutes. Or leave you knife with a think layer of gunk after cutting.

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      5. Klara, weird but awesome.‏ @schokobiene_29 28 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Thunderbolt294 @TheWeirdWorld

        Tru dat

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      2. ItsPronouncedReegan‏ @RegaNorwegian 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Mushrooms taste like dirt and poop. Probably because they thrive in dirt and poop.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Paul G‏ @Thunderbolt294 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RegaNorwegian @TheWeirdWorld

        I used to do prep on a salad bar and we'd get those things pre-sliced, they came in a box and they still had the dirt on them. People would eat that shit up.

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      4. ItsPronouncedReegan‏ @RegaNorwegian 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Thunderbolt294 @TheWeirdWorld

        #iseewhatyoudidthere

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      2.  ⭕️Katyisms ⭕️‏ @katykk 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You just described Asparagus, which is also delicious.

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