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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 26 Nov 2017

    Why are ‘Shampoo’ and 'Conditioner’ always the most difficult text on the bottle to spot?

    9:10 PM - 26 Nov 2017
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      1. Peter Gleeson‏ @PeterGleeson5 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        and why are the bottles the same size when we "shampoo twice, then condition"?

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      1. Evan‏ @evannn_n 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Nah laundry detergent and fabric softener

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      1. homo'nt‏ @biggle_niggle 27 Nov 2017
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        How high do you have to be to come up with this

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      2. Dale Monteith‏ @dgmonty16 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Can’t wear glasses in shower!!

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      2. Ange Tucker‏ @TuckerAnge 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Come home with 2 bottles of shampoo instead of one of each 😡

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      1. Ms.Cryptonite‏ @cryptobitch1 27 Nov 2017
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        Why are some bottles of conditioner smaller than the shampoo....

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      1. (LaTrice Love)‏ @chyanne_coney 27 Nov 2017
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        Sometimes

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      1. Aaliyah Conrad‏ @OmgPhotagrapy 4 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Idk

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      1. Tyla Fenech‏ @tyla_fenech 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Soooooo true

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      1. NerdsFailMe‏ @NerdsFailMe 27 Nov 2017
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        Because no matter where you look, bo matter where you turn, the light always casts a little bit of shade, and the shade hides just a little bit of hate. #darkside

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      1. Brad Raymer‏ @brad_raymer 27 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        A large “1” and “2” would be better

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      1. CraftyCrowGaming‏ @RedCrowGaming16 27 Nov 2017
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        YES THO

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      1. Kyle Parker‏ @klwstnprkr 27 Nov 2017
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        Omg I didn’t think of that...but now that you said it it’s SOOOOO tru

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      1. Jeff York, “Granddad”‏ @JeffYork13 27 Nov 2017
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        So very true.

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      1. Wanda Villalobos‏ @b632e5fd2d9c48c 26 Nov 2017
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        I know right!!

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      1. sookallinone‏ @lukeallinone 26 Nov 2017
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        I don’t know the difference I just rub both in my hair and call it a day

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      1. Jannatul Aayat‏ @Jannatul_Aayat 26 Nov 2017
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        Why are ‘Shampoo’ and 'Conditioner’ always the most difficult text on the bottle to spot?https://goo.gl/qjHiKX 

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      1. Vitra_artist‏ @vitra_artist 26 Nov 2017
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        And some companies switch the meanings

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