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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 26 Nov 2017

    The first person to eat an oyster must have been SO hungry.

    9:46 AM - 26 Nov 2017
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      2. Jessica‏ @Butterflychik79 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or eggs. Why would you think that something that came out of a chicken’s backside would be edible.

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      3. Kel-Y‏ @HeyJude34 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Butterflychik79 @TheWeirdWorld

        I wish it was just the backside. They only have one..area... for all their business. and an egg is a period! ew!!

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      1. Johnny Taylor  ⚓ 🚢‏ @the_able_seaman 26 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Who was the first person to milk a cow? And what did he think was actually doing?pic.twitter.com/RLUsBXnox5

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      1. Nermal_Said‏ @Nermal_Said 26 Nov 2017
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        Milk and eggs too. The 1st guy to say, "See that brown thing that just fell out of the chicken's ass... yeah, Ima eat that.

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      1.  🎃Demon Delta 🎃‏ @delta_delirious 26 Nov 2017
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        I'm convinced humans didn't recognize like 80% of foods until they saw another animal eat it

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      1. chloe b.‏ @_hosebag 26 Nov 2017
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        lmao snails too

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      1. Sansón Carrasco‏ @carrascosanson 26 Nov 2017
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        “He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.” ― Jonathan Swift

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      1. same same but different‏ @disconomous 26 Nov 2017
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        So humans started eating animals, ok i get that, but then one said 'ooh i bet that sheep testie would go down well for desert'

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      1. Kel-Y‏ @HeyJude34 26 Nov 2017
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        "Yo, dude. Dare me to eat this sea booger?

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      1. Top Yard‏ @TopYardDesigns 26 Nov 2017
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        That stuff def don't look like food!

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      1. Rubbish Radish‏ @DevilonVacation 26 Nov 2017
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        Hahaha. The first person to eat vegetation must be descendants of goats.

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      1. RebaTheHipster‏ @RebaTheHipster 26 Nov 2017
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        That or their dickwad friends dared them to do it.

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      1. father drippy nate‏ @nathangtfo 26 Nov 2017
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        ever ate a pineapple?

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      1. jenny‏ @jennyliveshere 27 Nov 2017
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        Same thing with pussy!

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      1. maturish sadbino‏ @nirrbhayy 26 Nov 2017
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        Or egoistic

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      1. Trusting Birth Works‏ @TrustngBirthWks 26 Nov 2017
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        Nah curious

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      1. Jannatul Aayat‏ @Jannatul_Aayat 26 Nov 2017
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        The first person to eat an oyster must have been SO hungry.https://goo.gl/z4fDuQ 

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      1. Richard Cluff‏ @Richard_Cluff97 26 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/z8ohLK7zKc

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