Friends are like snowflakes, If you pee on them they disappear
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Best tweet ever on this account
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Virginity is like a balloon 1prick and it's gone
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Yeah just like ANYTHING else


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Friends are like trees, hit them with an axe and they both fall down.
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Chandeliers are like babies. If you drop them, they break.
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such wisdom
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Scientific discovery of the century! This latest discovery will revolutionize all fields of science and psychology!


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But unlike balloons, it usually takes more than one stab to kill them.
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In that case we are a like everything because we are all made up of atoms
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This no shit logic is right up there with that "People die if they are killed." meme.
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