Superman: “And what have you been doing?” Aquaman: “Protecting the sea.” Superman: “I haven’t heard about any villains in the sea.” Aquaman: “That’s because I do my FUCKING JOB SUPERMAN”
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The 70% of the surface of the earth Or The 70% of water in humans?
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Sorry sir last time I checked the sea was the ocean not the world nice try trump
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Cough* sarcasm
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Which means he owns 70% of every person
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No. he's useless. Just like your account.
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Thanks babe
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Well, 70% of the surface. I think you will find that as King of the Underworld, Pluto commands more territory by volume.pic.twitter.com/ZMxFU8pdTm
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He can control water so doesn’t that mean he can make a tsunami. Don’t mess with this man
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Still better than Affleck's cosplay of batman...
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