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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 23 Nov 2017

    No matter the situation the expression “ I’m dying. ” is always the truth.

    12:31 PM - 23 Nov 2017
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      2. Trent Hunter‏ @trentonhunter24 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No it isn’t

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      4. Trent Hunter‏ @trentonhunter24 23 Nov 2017

        I’m not actively dying right now. I’m getting closer to dying but the process hasn’t started

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      5. Nixx Spex‏ @3GOvertime 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @trentonhunter24 @TheWeirdWorld

        The process starts from birth, it just happens in increments so slow it’s trivial

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      6. アシュトン  🎃‏ @IHateNumbers234 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @3GOvertime @TheWeirdWorld

        No, your body doesn't begin to decay from the moment it's born. Old age alone is not a real cause of death.

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      1. Jill Webb‏ @JWebb4Justice 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Happy Thanksgiving, Shower Person ❤

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      1. Ella Drozin‏ @Savage_Puppy_ 23 Nov 2017
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        What if the situation is that you just became immortal?

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      1. edgy idiot‏ @endmeXDDD 23 Nov 2017
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        i'm dying at this

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      2. ~Aye It's Alex!~‏ @IAmQueenOfBooks 23 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wait, what? I just washed my hands. I'm dying. ??? Doesnt make sense

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      1. What is a name?‏ @rosalindbraden 24 Nov 2017
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        I cant remember the last time i DIDNT say it

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      1. Add a header photo‏ @TheoLessa 23 Nov 2017
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        Actually your brain starts to deteriorate at the age of 27.

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      1. Andy Garcia  ⚽️‏ @Garcia_Soccerxo 23 Nov 2017
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        W e l l s h I t

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      1. Ryamos Games1‏ @RyamosGames1 23 Nov 2017
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        you just dropped the soap

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      1. Yusuf‏ @Ano_Nym777 23 Nov 2017
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        Have you ever heard the dentist say something like 'oh, I see you have a beginning hole there'? I think the physicists should say the same. 'Oh, I see you have a beginning death.'

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      1. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 23 Nov 2017
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        Yeah, but only on the inside

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      1. sixof123‏ @sixof123 23 Nov 2017
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        First time I’ve ever disagreed with you. You are living, up until the last second of life, then you’re dying.

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      1. Joshua‏ @Fallen_Omega 23 Nov 2017
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        My shower thoughts today.."to pee in here' or not to pee in here?"... "How fast can i get my clothes back on"... "What if i fell in here?"

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