No it isn’t
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I’m not actively dying right now. I’m getting closer to dying but the process hasn’t started
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The process starts from birth, it just happens in increments so slow it’s trivial
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No, your body doesn't begin to decay from the moment it's born. Old age alone is not a real cause of death.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Shower Person
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What if the situation is that you just became immortal?
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i'm dying at this
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Wait, what? I just washed my hands. I'm dying. ??? Doesnt make sense
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I cant remember the last time i DIDNT say it
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Actually your brain starts to deteriorate at the age of 27.
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W e l l s h I t
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you just dropped the soap
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Have you ever heard the dentist say something like 'oh, I see you have a beginning hole there'? I think the physicists should say the same. 'Oh, I see you have a beginning death.'
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Yeah, but only on the inside
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First time I’ve ever disagreed with you. You are living, up until the last second of life, then you’re dying.
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My shower thoughts today.."to pee in here' or not to pee in here?"... "How fast can i get my clothes back on"... "What if i fell in here?"
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