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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 20 Nov 2017

    I never understood how saying “half a dozen” is more practical than “six”

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      1. Issy‏ @IssyFizzy13 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It’s for getting to the word count in essays

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      1. Booper Dooper‏ @SepticFam4Life 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Bc you don’t want “six” donuts bc if you say “half a dozen” it sounds like your getting way more then “six” donuts so it satisfies you

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      1. Kristie Nofziger  🎡‏ @kenofziger 20 Nov 2017
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        It’s not practical. But it adds flair to your every day speech.

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      1. Corey‏ @Coreyoke1 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @InformationHaul

        I must have said that at least a quarter dozen times.

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      1. David Field‏ @DavidField87 20 Nov 2017
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        Try being Scottish living in the USA trying to say the number 6 and then you’ll understand why half a dozen makes sense

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      1. Darryl Mansel‏ @Seedalicious 20 Nov 2017
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        Dramatic effect man.

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      2. D&D Thirst‏ @ConsiderCthulhu 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        How about even “A dozen” instead of “twelve”

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      3. Rise Up‏ @volenzy910 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConsiderCthulhu @TheWeirdWorld

        It usually refers to containers, like you wouldn’t say “go buy 12 eggs” you’d say “go buy a dozen of eggs”

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      4. D&D Thirst‏ @ConsiderCthulhu 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @volenzy910 @TheWeirdWorld

        And then there’s “a baker’s dozen” which is 13 so that the chef can take one for “testing”

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      5. Rise Up‏ @volenzy910 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ConsiderCthulhu @TheWeirdWorld

        Ha

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      2. Ariel Wilson‏ @ArielWilsonx 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        It’s actually “half dozen”. No a

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      3. ILCapita10‏ @ForzaTotti1 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ArielWilsonx @TheWeirdWorld

        No, with a

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      1. Spu7Nix‏ @Spu7Nix 22 Nov 2017
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        It’s just like nice clothes, you just look smarter

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      2. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I never understood why a bakers dozen is 13 count.🤔

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      3. Bruce Leeroy  🌓 🐉‏ @OddCam 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @HectorOlave8 @TheWeirdWorld

        Dozen is 12, baker's dozen is 13 so they have one to taste for themselves

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      4. Hector Olave‏ @HectorOlave8 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @OddCam @TheWeirdWorld

        I never knew that until now. Thanks for the random knowledge

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      5. Bruce Leeroy  🌓 🐉‏ @OddCam 21 Nov 2017
        Replying to @HectorOlave8 @TheWeirdWorld

        No problem

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      1. Christopher Hamilton‏ @unnaturalchris 20 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Baker thug life

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      1. hiler‏ @hiler25665513 25 Nov 2017
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        Depends what you talk like

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