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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 15 Nov 2017

    Everyone assumes they are the sperm that made it to the egg. Nobody assumes they were the egg all along.

    1:01 PM - 15 Nov 2017
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      2. Mili‏ @mfret01 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Technically speaking you’re both

        2 replies 2 retweets 48 likes
      3. Mani of the west‏ @SaviorOfTheEast 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mfret01 @TheWeirdWorld

        Which means that at one point were at two places at one time

        2 replies 4 retweets 60 likes
      4. Luc 🌸‏ @foolishocean44 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SaviorOfTheEast @mfret01 @TheWeirdWorld

        This is too much for my brain to handle 😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. User‏ @U53RR 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Because that’s not how it works

        0 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
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      1. Eric‏ @CoffeeLarge 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I assume that I was the chicken

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      2. Romeo‏ @planrrfor 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/wVjepeZ3Vf

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      1. Michael Bunney‏ @TweetOfABunney 15 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/2Gjo6gRlII

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      1. Dee Gregson‏ @Artemislost2017 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        ? Never thought about it but aren’t we both?

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      1. controlla‏ @katelyndiaz53 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You’ve never taken a basic biology course

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      1.  👻MattyBoo 👻‏ @mdbriley3 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wait what? Everyone assumes this? I've never even thought about it. Shower or otherwise!

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      2. Persephone 🌸‏ @trappeddeadsoul 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Technically, the sperm defines the sex since the male is xy. So technically its neither the egg nor the sperm its their fusion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. OfficialDrjimmysswag‏ @DrJimmyTheSwag 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @J_Munnie_ @TheWeirdWorld

        Yo I HATE self advertisement on random twitter posts and I don't respect them at all.... see why I hate them here

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      1. Soeirse‏ @xsatly 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        anyone ever see an illustration of an egg? Lots of sperm.

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      1. we suck again (3-4)‏ @HighPhlyin 15 Nov 2017
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        What? I always knew I was the egg. That’s why we have nips.

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      2. Dimi‏ @Dimiwinds 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The funniest part is that no one were none of them, they just become them in the combination moment

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      1. Rob Dupuis‏ @RobDup 16 Nov 2017
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        One is the vessel, one is the soul?

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