Checking a pulse is the equivalent of asking 'Is it plugged in?!?'
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"Go take a shower, it'll make you feel better" is the human equivalent of "Did you try cleaning it off?"
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I feel worse

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Then clearly you have a virus in your system, and need to be wiped clean. Wait, that last part sounds a little weird.
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Hahahaha actually
I have a fever rn soo... I guess you're right
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@thedazzashow we say that every night
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Of course I did. What moron would ask a question like that to begin with
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"And have a cup of tea you'll feel better" is a way of saying " did you try to charge it "
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If only it were that easy :v
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Saw this on Tumblr
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Having this feeling right now with this stupid cold !!
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You trying to tell me something
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lol..no! This is everyone’s advice about anything

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Ok. I get it now.
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Nightly reboot!
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Then im in need of an upgrade!
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