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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 14 Nov 2017

    One advantage of being a woman is no one can surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you’re the mom.

    11:30 AM - 14 Nov 2017
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      1. Bryan Leslie‏ @Bryan_Leslie_NZ 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Being a male, it would really surprise me if this happened to me. Hi mom!

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      2. Zeinab‏ @ZeinabBasma 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Incorrect - surrogacy and if you donate your eggs

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Saksham Parashar‏ @ThesakshamP 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ZeinabBasma @TheWeirdWorld

        you must be fun at parties?

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Taylor Jean | TDawg‏ @taylorjean811 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ThesakshamP @ZeinabBasma @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/D5fCGU35OV

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      2. Jennifer Hardman‏ @Hardwoman1979 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        This is an advantage? The woman was there at the kid's birth....giving birth. I'm not seeing an advantage.

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      3. resentfuldragon‏ @resentfuldrago1 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Hardwoman1979 @TheWeirdWorld

        Are you serious? The disadvantage is that the guy could end up never knowing or could be trapped that way

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      4. Sadie‏ @Sadierippedin2 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @resentfuldrago1 @Hardwoman1979 @TheWeirdWorld

        Or the guy knowing and running out on the girl?

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      5. resentfuldragon‏ @resentfuldrago1 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Sadierippedin2 @Hardwoman1979 @TheWeirdWorld

        The exact same pain could be felt by a guy having everything taken by courts for payments or having a child they want that was agreed upon aborted because “feelings”.

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      6. Sadie‏ @Sadierippedin2 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @resentfuldrago1 @Hardwoman1979 @TheWeirdWorld

        I can understand the second statement, kind of, as for the first if you helped make the baby why shouldn't you help pay for it? I mean, if it's a case where the guy was tricked into it, sure, but otherwise...?

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      7. resentfuldragon‏ @resentfuldrago1 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Sadierippedin2 @Hardwoman1979 @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m talking about the case where a woman who can totally support themselves and their kids fine take money that they don’t need from an ex-husband. Obviously there are cases where it is needed but a lot of the time the money is unnecessary and can screw a guy over.

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      8. Sadie‏ @Sadierippedin2 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @resentfuldrago1 @Hardwoman1979 @TheWeirdWorld

        So because they *can* support themselves and their kid, then they shouldn't ask the dad (who helped make the kid) to pay his share? Cause a kid's cheap, right?

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      9. resentfuldragon‏ @resentfuldrago1 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Sadierippedin2 @Hardwoman1979 @TheWeirdWorld

        I’m talking about when two people are divorced and the kids are taken mostly by the woman. Besides it would make more sense for a guy to spend when the kid(s) are with him. It makes no sense to have money taken fro when he isn’t with them, his share is when he is with them.

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      2. ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤‏ @123chrisbenoit 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I mean it's not very often someone surprises men with a kid years later and tell him he's the mom

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      1. Donna‏ @Mizerygutz 14 Nov 2017
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        Unless you happen to live in a tv soap opera.

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      1. Mackenzie‏ @kenziecraner 14 Nov 2017
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        You mean like how Henry did to Emma Swan

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      1. lilli  🎃‏ @lillibean666 14 Nov 2017
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        Emma swan thinks the fuck not

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      1. Pepper♡mono‏ @orangejuice56 14 Nov 2017
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        You obviously haven't seen Once Upon a Time

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      1. Nemui‏ @DreamingAngelus 14 Nov 2017
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        Unless you happen to be that woman from Kill Bill.

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      1. Jessica Thomas‏ @Jessed2Kill 14 Nov 2017
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        You also get to bleed for a week at a time.

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