Man I don't even need to pay for a uber I just get into a random white van and get something stuck up my butt and poof I'm at Guatemala
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Sounds like sound advice!


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I've never been so bumfuzzled
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And yes bumfuzzle is a word
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2018: Get the Internet to drive the car for you.
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This is extra funny cuz there’s a lyft ad right below it
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And go into their house instead of a hotel.
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Your Uber is here
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I wish doctors would acknowledge the same in medicine, we would be very far...
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@johannekrista uy HAHAHA -
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA hayop ka!
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2020: Internet drives you around in a strange car.
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Uber in a nutshell.
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