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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 11 Nov 2017

    Do transformers get car insurance or life insurance?

    4:59 PM - 11 Nov 2017
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      2. robert turner‏ @coopsthedog 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        All I know is that when they are sick they take autobiotics.

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
      3. Adam‏ @Adamh030497 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @coopsthedog @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/XmMupUcvOI

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Miguel Sosa  🇧🇷 ⚽️‏ @Sosa_Miguel13 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Neither, it’s just a movie.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Eduardo Vargas‏ @Itsedd2489 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Sosa_Miguel13 @TheWeirdWorld

        You must be fun at parties 😂

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Miguel Sosa  🇧🇷 ⚽️‏ @Sosa_Miguel13 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Itsedd2489 @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/WMnwaFF2Tx

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. chik the driver‏ @chikinnuggitz 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Sosa_Miguel13 @Itsedd2489 @TheWeirdWorld

        you realize you’re buzz killington right

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Miguel Sosa  🇧🇷 ⚽️‏ @Sosa_Miguel13 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chikinnuggitz @Itsedd2489 @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes that’s the joke bro 😂🙈

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. chik the driver‏ @chikinnuggitz 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Sosa_Miguel13 @Itsedd2489 @TheWeirdWorld

        My bad 😂😂 since you sent the gif, it was like you were peter

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Miguel Sosa  🇧🇷 ⚽️‏ @Sosa_Miguel13 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chikinnuggitz @Itsedd2489 @TheWeirdWorld

        Nah, lol Buzz Killington is my man this time 😂😂😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Eduardo Vargas‏ @Itsedd2489 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Sosa_Miguel13 @chikinnuggitz @TheWeirdWorld

        (In Peter Griffin’s voice) you’re a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1.  🐺 Siwwy Cyoot Pupcake Nebbo 🎈‏ @NebbyDaWolfy 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        *Rolling out intensifies*

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      1. D3‏ @Denny1o1 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Wouldnt that question be the same for lighting McQueen?pic.twitter.com/imgQNUejgB

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      1. JackTheMountain‏ @Duca1m1 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        These are the important questions we should be asking

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      1. Marvin Maseno‏ @maseno_marvin 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Insurance be like, "You were only insured when in car form" 😠

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      1. PRIVATE_PRETZEL‏ @LORD_PRETZEL 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They bundle it with @Progressive

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      1.  🎃Terror Slayin’ @NYC 🎃‏ @Tanner_Slavin 11 Nov 2017
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        Same with Lightning McQueen!pic.twitter.com/ZOmbY0uLIg

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      1. Terry Duke‏ @Corvis00 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        They get bundled

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      2. 01NNC zuzA lraC‏ @realtgp12 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        If they die, life insurance, if they're hurt and need repair, car insurance

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. The Dunniest of Joels‏ @wiitch_please 11 Nov 2017
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