A couple are arguing whether it was raining or not. The husband says, “let’s ask someone at the communist center whatever they say is absolute.” So they ask someone there and he says yes. The man turns to his wife and goes Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear.
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today here: ...all the reindeer used to laugh and call him names...so he killed them. All of them!pic.twitter.com/2aq8CtG3Lp
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True af. Why you gotta go and add logic to my favorite childhood movie??
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Exactly. I’d like to write a book about hypocrisy and bullying and call it Then How the Reindeer Loved Him.
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Go for it. I’d buy a copy x
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Yeah, that's always been my takeaway, too. That, and that deer are shallow assholes.
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A good life lesson.
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I thought it was Don’t drink and drive.
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My life is a lie
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The sad thing is we didn’t need him to point it out. We’ve been there enough to know.
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IThought the moral was put coverup over a pimple
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Uh oh...
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THIS WORLD IS NOT USEFUL. AND WHAT I HAVE COMING IS NOT JUST RAINDEER GAMES.
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What about the one where Rudolph was sick and they put socks on his ears and he ended up at the pound cause people thought he was a dog?
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Year Without A Santa Clause. It's Blitzen, though.
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Aww I have to watch that. I'm sure it will be on tv in the next month.
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It's my favorite.
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