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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 9 Nov 2017

    If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

    3:00 PM - 9 Nov 2017
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      2. LordShip 🙏🏽 🔮‏ @kalifontherun 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        In my house. *Hears slight squeak in the hallway*pic.twitter.com/sT44xIfDAQ

        2 replies 3 retweets 35 likes
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      2. Ethylene Glycol‏ @ethyleneglycol 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I sometimes think my 6' 4" son is coming up the stairs, then it turns out it's actually his cat.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Boo-rk‏ @_TheTweetOfDog_ 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ethyleneglycol @TheWeirdWorld

        Is his cat garfield ffs

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Ethylene Glycol‏ @ethyleneglycol 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @_TheTweetOfDog_ @TheWeirdWorld

        No. But, let's just say she is less than graceful. She likes to gallop.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Caleb Schadeck‏ @CalebSchadeck 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I can tell all my dogs too 😂😂

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      1. SPOOKIA‏ @AporiaSSB 9 Nov 2017
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        LOL right? You can just... tell... it's weird...

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      2. Melissa Autry Raymond‏ @melandhad 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld @aqualeks

        Do dogs count?

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      3. Ä‏ @aqualeks 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @melandhad @TheWeirdWorld

        😁😆😂pic.twitter.com/EBi47rX77q

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      1. Vanessa‏ @Nessynesss1202 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Either way, I'm locking myself in my room.

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      1. Arlene Berman‏ @aberman 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        My parents said I sounded like a horse 🐴

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      1. Ki 🆖‏ @K_000_S 10 Nov 2017
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        I can tell who it is by the way they breath on the door.

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      1. Elly @ I just turned 26 and life is  🙃 🙃 🙃‏ @MsEllyG 10 Nov 2017
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        Or the way they jingle their keys after closing the door.

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      2. ZoltanKarpathy‏ @zoltankarpathy 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Do cats count?

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      3. Don 🔥‏ @theleizurc 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @zoltankarpathy @TheWeirdWorld

        Yes. :)

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      1. Sebastian‏ @Sebasti82200280 10 Nov 2017
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        Yea

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      1. Safiyyah Hassan‏ @qwinbee_ 10 Nov 2017
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        That is the ultimate talent that can save ur life. You know if you know

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      1. Daniela‏ @DoNotLikeMyMind 10 Nov 2017
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        I can tell my family members apart by the sound of their keys when they're arriving home.

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