"most attempts at licking your elbow in a single sitting."
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Like most times dabbed while taking a shower
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yuppp of sleeping...but no one cares :(
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Most eggos eaten as consecutive meals
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Most random thought in the world
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Most times jacked off in a day fuck yeah I beat my record everyday
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most hours spent crying
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Yeah ! Being Single for longest time ever
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Been single for 8 years 4 months

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Right from birth to till now !

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Dang man you sure did. I had my only gf at 14. I’m 23 now

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Most things done last minute?
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Longest binge stranger things marathon. For sure.
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I was the youngest person, but unfortunately someone took my record, and he didn’t even keep it that long!
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Yea.. Prolly
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Watch Transformers 4 more times than anybody.
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