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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 2 Nov 2017

    You get married to save the relationship, have a kid to save the marriage and get divorced to save the kid.

    8:30 PM - 2 Nov 2017
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      1. Tommy Lee Franks‏ @TommyLeeFranks2 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The kid is always the one hurt in the end

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      1. Tony Rodriguez‏ @SunnyDelete 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Or don’t get into a relationship.

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      2. Czarcasm‏ @Czarcasticism 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        I'll use that as a wedding toast.

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      2. Red Falcon‏ @RedTheRaider 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Then you eat the kid to save your own life...ah the complexities of human existence...wait, is that just me?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. edgy idiot‏ @endmeXDDD 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RedTheRaider @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/x7W4GQMbGw

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      1. Shubi  💙‏ @Choc_aulait 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Get divorced to save the kid??pic.twitter.com/hvovifoFsO

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      1. halloween?? i only know reformation day‏ @jedioncer 3 Nov 2017
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        someones doing relationships wrong

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      1. UnicornHerder‏ @SheReadsMore 3 Nov 2017
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        I've had the blues, the reds, the pinks. One things for sure, love stinks.

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      1.  👀 of the  🌍‏ @LazySeconD 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        # every kiss beings with a marketing campaign by kay

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      1. Jet‏ @MegaMan23ok 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Kid becomes a superhero to save the world

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      1. that spookman‏ @thatsuguy 3 Nov 2017
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        woah that’s dark as fuck 😐

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      1.  🌥 🐝‏ @This_is_B_ 2 Nov 2017
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        why did this scare me

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      1. Amber Elkins‏ @AmberElkins411 2 Nov 2017
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        Sounds like your love life hasn't left you the slightest bit jaded ☺️

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      1. Treize Khushrenada‏ @perfectgogeta 2 Nov 2017
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        You don't get married or have a kid...period.

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      1. Irvin Patino‏ @IrvinPatino0 2 Nov 2017
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        Yeah.. thought about doing that, but the more I think about it that was such a bad idea

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      2. Driver Nephi‏ @NickelONickel 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ChazeTheHaze @TheWeirdWorld

        *You're

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      2. Kürbiswerfer  🎃‏ @Dosenwerfer 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Get divorced to save the kid? Nah. Most of the times it'd be better for the kid if its parents stayed together.

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      3. Kürbiswerfer  🎃‏ @Dosenwerfer 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Dosenwerfer @TheWeirdWorld

        Often this decision just helps the parents, but the kid suffers. (Of course this doesn't apply in any cases of abuse)

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