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Thoughts from the shower. Usually taken from /r/showerthoughts. #parody Contact: theweirdworld@live.com or on Insta-iamkritverma / DM's OPEN

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    Shower Thoughts‏ @TheWeirdWorld 2 Nov 2017

    Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

    4:01 PM - 2 Nov 2017
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      2. Gift Moloi‏ @Mopps_G 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        No he won't.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. palalito‏ @palalito42 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Mopps_G @TheWeirdWorld

        If he dies then yes he will

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
      4. Gift Moloi‏ @Mopps_G 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @palalito42 @TheWeirdWorld

        Lol. How is a dead man warm forever, when corpses are cold?pic.twitter.com/eyOnV1wV35

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Gift Moloi‏ @Mopps_G 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Mopps_G @palalito42 @TheWeirdWorld

        No wait...I get it now. He will be warm for the remainder of his life. Aiytpic.twitter.com/98u5Y99MEn

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. palalito‏ @palalito42 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Mopps_G @TheWeirdWorld

        Yup so for the rest of his LIFE he well be warm.... but when he dies not anymore that’s true

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. palalito‏ @palalito42 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @palalito42 @TheWeirdWorld

        But this tweet is some what flawed because if a man is on fire doesn’t mean that he is going to die

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. P̶̵͠i̸̛͡x̴͏̸͡e͢͟͝ĺ͠P͘͏̨͜͢e̢̛ŗ̡͡ś͞ǫ̸͜͏͘ņ̀̕‏ @_PixelPerson 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        You post a lot of stuff, how many showers do you take every day?

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Charlie‏ @routine1988 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @_PixelPerson @TheWeirdWorld

        Maybe he lives in Scotland?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Mathies‏ @MathiesHappel 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @routine1988 @TheWeirdWorld

        Wait I didnt catch the joke it flew right over my head

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      5. yippity skip‏ @rmm2504 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MathiesHappel @routine1988 @TheWeirdWorld

        Same

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      1. Aidan Cannatelli‏ @Th3Scribble 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        pic.twitter.com/z0D5n3Tn1f

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      2. Alexander Russell‏ @alex_russell31 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Probably should attribute the quote to @terryandrob, since Pratchett is the one who wrote it...

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      3. Dee-Jay-Gee-Bee‏ @DeeJayGeeBee 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @alex_russell31 @TheWeirdWorld @terryandrob

        ikr😒 Put first few words into Twitter as I'd just seen it on a fridge magnet on TP's site -ah actually it was embedded Twitter & @terryandrob's latest RT from @Discworld_com Big TP fan from childhood but not sure which DW novel it's from Minus attribution confuses other repliers

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      2. Amanda Montoya‏ @FlateiaCantis 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        The rest of his very very short life lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Max Power  ⭐‏ @AngryMaxPower 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @FlateiaCantis @TheWeirdWorld

        At least I've got it. I was a bit thick today... What a mess!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dob‏ @DobDamnIt 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Terry Pratchett quote. Read Discworld.

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      1. Fat Cat Dance‏ @dougiamm 2 Nov 2017
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        Give someone a cellphone and you will never hear from that person again. Win.

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      2. palalito‏ @palalito42 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        Oh well...🙂

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      3. palalito‏ @palalito42 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @palalito42 @TheWeirdWorld

        That’s what I call positive thinking

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      1. Madame Mercer  💋‏ @dondon69m 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheWeirdWorld

        And you’ll go down for life as an arsonist.

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