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not that they listen tho they still ring the doorbell!!
And a nice way of saying "Hello murderers! I'm in the dark here!"
No. It's saying "I'm the moron that forgot to get candy" 
Shutting of the lights of your house on Halloween night is a polite way of say "come egg the shit out my house"
Shutting off the lights in your house during Halloween is a way of saying "I can be bothered to buy even one box of candy for one night".
Nobody has called here for the last two Halloween’s. Now I’m wondering what I did in 2015 to frighten them all off
I'm sorry I have important bills to pay in order to live my bad for not buying your kid candy and expecting me to open door to strangers
Or you could just say you have a knife. Then you'll get arrested, go to jail, and not have trick or treaters!
PMSL
If you do this every year, you become known as the creepy house
mi amá todos los años
Or to save energy. Lol
Putting a bowl of candy on the steps would be the polite way of saying don't ring the bell, but people are stupid!
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